The Best Funny Patrick Jokes

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Patrick is a very common Irish name and having a great collection of Irish Jokes it’s natural we have a lot of Patrick Jokes.

Poor old Patrick is the subject of many of the best Irish jokes and we hope you enjoy this collection. Since Patrick is often known as “Paddy”, you can find even more Irish tales in our Paddy Jokes collection.

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Coming Into Work Late

Murphy was a new employee at the office and he seemed to be working out ok, however after a few months he developed this habit of coming into work late […]

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Irish Oil Worker In Alaska

An Irish oil worker was on a job in the frozen north of Alaska. It was forty below zero one winter night (a rather mild night by Alaskan standards) and […]

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The Brothel

Murphy and Paddy were sitting at a pub, drinking Guinness while watching the comings and goings at the brothel across the street. They watched as a Baptist minister walked into […]

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Bricks

Murphy and Patrick, two Irish labourers, were wandering aimlessly across their work site. The site foreman, seeing them not apparently doing anything, walked up to them and asked them what […]

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The Cliffs Of Mohr

Patrick, an elderly businessman buys a very large house in Ireland, and the house is situated near the Cliffs Of Mohr in County Clare, overlooking the sea. One evening, Patrick […]

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Irish Twins Sailed With Sir Walter Raleigh

It is a little known historical fact, but a pair of Irish twins sailed with the explorer Sir Walter Raleigh on his voyages of exploration in the New World. The […]

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Olives

Murphy walked into a bar and ordered a Martini, followed by another Martini. After each Martini, Murphy would remove the olives and place them in a jar. He kept this […]

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Railway Tracks

Two drunk Irishmen were walking down a set of railway tracks. Murphy was stumbling around and called out to his friend Patrick: “Jesus Christ Pat, I’ve never seen so many […]

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Two Irishmen Adrift

Two Irishmen, Patrick and Michael, had been shipwrecked after their ship caught fire and sank and now they were adrift on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean, following […]

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Irish Drinking Buddies

Patrick and Michael were a couple of Irishmen who had been drinking buddies and friends for years. One night, after having a few drinks in a bar, Michael said to […]

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Drunk Again

Patrick Flaherty came home drunk again as he did every evening, just before ten o’clock. Now, the Missus was never too happy about this, so one night she hid in […]

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Irish Labourers

A couple of Irish labourers were working on a building site when the phone rang. Patrick went off to the site office to answer the phone. He returned a few […]