Murphy was a new employee at the office and he seemed to be working out ok, however after a few months he developed this habit of coming into work late […]
The Best Funny Patrick Jokes
An Irish oil worker was on a job in the frozen north of Alaska. It was forty below zero one winter night (a rather mild night by Alaskan standards) and […]
Murphy and Paddy were sitting at a pub, drinking Guinness while watching the comings and goings at the brothel across the street. They watched as a Baptist minister walked into […]
Murphy and Patrick, two Irish labourers, were wandering aimlessly across their work site. The site foreman, seeing them not apparently doing anything, walked up to them and asked them what […]
Patrick, an elderly businessman buys a very large house in Ireland, and the house is situated near the Cliffs Of Mohr in County Clare, overlooking the sea. One evening, Patrick […]
It is a little known historical fact, but a pair of Irish twins sailed with the explorer Sir Walter Raleigh on his voyages of exploration in the New World. The […]
Murphy walked into a bar and ordered a Martini, followed by another Martini. After each Martini, Murphy would remove the olives and place them in a jar. He kept this […]
Two drunk Irishmen were walking down a set of railway tracks. Murphy was stumbling around and called out to his friend Patrick: “Jesus Christ Pat, I’ve never seen so many […]
Two Irishmen, Patrick and Michael, had been shipwrecked after their ship caught fire and sank and now they were adrift on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean, following […]
Patrick and Michael were a couple of Irishmen who had been drinking buddies and friends for years. One night, after having a few drinks in a bar, Michael said to […]
Patrick Flaherty came home drunk again as he did every evening, just before ten o’clock. Now, the Missus was never too happy about this, so one night she hid in […]
A couple of Irish labourers were working on a building site when the phone rang. Patrick went off to the site office to answer the phone. He returned a few […]