Murphy walked into a bar and ordered a Martini, followed by another Martini. After each Martini, Murphy would remove the olives and place them in a jar. He kept this up for over an hour, by which time he was rather sozzled as you might imagine, and Patrick, the bartender […]
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Patrick Flaherty came home drunk again as he did every evening, just before ten o’clock. Now, the Missus was never too happy about this, so one night she hid in the cemetery that he passes on the way home, intending to scare the beejeezus out of him. As poor Patrick […]
A couple of Irish labourers were working on a building site when the phone rings. Patrick goes off to the site office to answer the phone. He returns a few minutes later and says, “The boss has been on the phone. He says they are sending down a thousand bricks […]
Two Irishmen are sightseeing in New York when they decide to call it a day and go for a drink. They come across an up-market looking Irish pub, which has a mirrored wall along one side and flashing lights everywhere. They sit themselves down at the bar, when one of […]
Patrick and Siobhan were married and it was a typical Irish wedding, with most of the village present at the community hall where the wedding reception was held. As you might expect at an Irish wedding, there was lots of dancing and gaiety and of course lots of drink to […]
While making his hospital rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students in Dublin Hospital. “As you can see,” she says, pointing to a patient, “the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. The doctor then looks at one of the […]
