Murphy and Paddy were sitting at a pub, drinking Guinness and watching the brothel across the street. They watched as a Baptist minister walked into the brothel. Murphy turned to Patrick and said, “Aye, ’tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin’ bad.” A few minutes later, […]
Jokes tagged as: Patrick Jokes
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Murphy and Patrick, two Irish labourers, wandering aimlessly across their work site, were asked by the foreman what they were doing. “We’re carrying these bricks to the other end of the site.” They told him. “What bricks?” He asked them “Will you look at that” says Murphy to Patrick. “We’ve […]
Patrick, an elderly businessman buys a very large house in Ireland, and the house is situated near the Cliffs Of Mohr in County Clare, overlooking the sea. One evening, Patrick is out for his usual walk before going to bed. The evening is a very blustery one. He ventures a […]
It is a little known history fact, but a pair of Irish twins sailed with the explorer Sir Walter Raleigh. The Quinn twins from Dublin were almost identical, except that Patrick had one huge eye and one normal one, while Michael had one huge ear and one normal one. They […]
Murphy walked into a bar and ordered a Martini, followed by another Martini. After each Martini, Murphy would remove the olives and place them in a jar. He kept this up for over an hour, by which time he was rather sozzled as you might imagine, and Patrick, the bartender […]
Patrick Flaherty came home drunk again as he did every evening, just before ten o’clock. Now, the Missus was never too happy about this, so one night she hid in the cemetery that he passes on the way home, intending to scare the beejeezus out of him. As poor Patrick […]
A couple of Irish labourers were working on a building site when the phone rings. Patrick goes off to the site office to answer the phone. He returns a few minutes later and says, “The boss has been on the phone. He says they are sending down a thousand bricks […]
Two Irishmen are sightseeing in New York when they decide to call it a day and go for a drink. They come across an up-market looking Irish pub, which has a mirrored wall along one side and flashing lights everywhere. They sit themselves down at the bar, when one of […]
While making his hospital rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students in Dublin Hospital. “As you can see,” she says, pointing to a patient, “the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. The doctor then looks at one of the […]
