Jokes tagged as:  Patrick Jokes

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Patrick is a very common Irish name and poor old Patrick is the subject of many of the best Irish jokes. We hope you enjoy these funny Patrick jokes, and as Patrick is often known as “Paddy”, you can find even more in our Paddy Jokes collection.

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Shoplifting

At the Dublin Court House last Wednesday, Mrs O’Hennessy was charged with shoplifting a tin of peaches from a local supermarket. The Judge asked the prosecuting solicitor, “How many peaches were in the tin?” The prosecuting solicitor replied, “Four peaches Your Honour”. The Judge said to Mrs O’Hennessy, “You will […]

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Management Position

Patrick was looking for a management position and went for a job interview with an executive for a position in his company. The executive wanted to learn something about Patrick’s personality, so he asked him, “If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?” […]