The Best Funny patient

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His Blonde Patient

The surgeon went to see his blonde patient on the day after she had her surgery and she rather hesitantly asked him how long it would be before she could […]

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Doctor Doctor Jokes

We know you love Doctor Doctor jokes, so here are a few to make you chuckle. If you know any more and would like to share them with us, please […]

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A Month To Live

“Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you sent me a bill for $1,000! I can’t pay that before the end of the month!” the […]

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A Psychiatrist Visited A Mental Hospital

A psychiatrist visited a mental hospital in California and asked a patient who didn’t seem to apparently have anything wrong with him, “How did you get here? What was the […]

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Hip Replacement

Two patients limped into two different medical clinics, both suffering with the same complaint. Both had trouble walking and appeared to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient was examined […]

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Doctors Notes On Patients Charts

We are all guilty of writing things without thinking, and Doctors are no more immune to this than anyone else. Here are some funny notes that Doctors have written on […]

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Asking How A Patient Is Doing

A sweet old grandmother telephoned Mount Sinai Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator said […]

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Nurse Jenny

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. “She is incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards”, one doctor said. “Just last week”, the doctor […]

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Hand Surgery

A doctor went to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient had major hand surgery to both of his hands during a procedure that had taken a […]