The surgeon went to see his blonde patient on the day after she had her surgery and she rather hesitantly asked him how long it would be before she could […]
The Best Funny patient
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We know you love Doctor Doctor jokes, so here are a few to make you chuckle. If you know any more and would like to share them with us, please […]
“Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you sent me a bill for $1,000! I can’t pay that before the end of the month!” the […]
A psychiatrist visited a mental hospital in California and asked a patient who didn’t seem to apparently have anything wrong with him, “How did you get here? What was the […]
Two patients limped into two different medical clinics, both suffering with the same complaint. Both had trouble walking and appeared to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient was examined […]
We are all guilty of writing things without thinking, and Doctors are no more immune to this than anyone else. Here are some funny notes that Doctors have written on […]
A sweet old grandmother telephoned Mount Sinai Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator said […]
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. “She is incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards”, one doctor said. “Just last week”, the doctor […]
A doctor went to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient had major hand surgery to both of his hands during a procedure that had taken a […]