One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed that little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names and […]
The Best Funny Pastor Jokes
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This is our collection of funny Pastor Jokes which will we hope give you plenty of opportunity for some great laughs.
The pastor is supposed to be the leader of his flock, but you might be surprised at just how many pastor jokes there are. We have a selection of the best pastor jokes here for you to enjoy.
See also Minister Jokes and Priest Jokes.
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