A man went to the doctor because he wasn’t feeling good, and the doctor gave him some really bad news. He had a terminal illness, and only a year to live. So, highly disturbed by this, the man decided to go and talk to his pastor. After the man explained […]
The Best Funny Pastor Jokes
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The is a story that echoes from northern Maine about a pastor who decided to skip his church services one Sunday because he wanted to go bear hunting up in the mountains. Off drove the pastor in his 4×4 wagon, until he came to a wild and lonely place in […]
One Sunday, a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money, and he asked the people to consider leaving a little extra in the offering plate during the service. The pastor said that whoever gave the most, would be able to pick out three hymns. Well, after […]
One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church. She went upstairs to his bedroom and knocked on the door. There was no response, so she knocked on the door and then opened it. Her son was […]
The pastor’s wife went shopping. Her husband, who was a poor country pastor, was livid when he confronted her with the receipt for a dress she had bought which cost over $250. “How could you do this!”, the pastor exclaimed to her in rage. “I don’t know,” the pastor’s wife […]
A new pastor was out visiting the homes of his parishioners, as the bishop had decided that more parish visits would be a good idea to help boost the congregation (and of course the church donations). At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer […]
