After the Sunday service, the pastor suggested to an eighty year old woman parishioner that at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter”. The elderly parishioner said to him, “Actually, I think about it many times a day”. “Oh, really?” the pastor replied, […]
The Best Funny Pastor Jokes
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This is our collection of funny Pastor Jokes which will we hope give you plenty of opportunity for some great laughs.
The pastor is supposed to be the leader of his flock, but you might be surprised at just how many pastor jokes there are. We have a selection of the best pastor jokes here for you to enjoy.
See also Minister Jokes and Priest Jokes.
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An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her to walk up the flight of steps. “Where would you like to sit?” he asked her politely. “The front row, please”, she answered. “You really don’t want to do that”, […]
The church was preparing for the Christmas season and the pastor decided he wanted a Christmas banner made for the church entrance. The pastor had a parishioner call a company that made banners. The parishioner told the man on the phone the message he wanted and the dimensions needed for […]
Don’t you just love the way that children think, especially when it comes to church, religion, God and all that. These letters to their Pastor were written by young children from all over the USA and are a fascinating insight into the way that children’s minds work and in some […]
Little Martha was complaining to her mother that she had stomach ache, her stomach was hurting. Her mother told her, “That’s because your stomach is empty Martha. Maybe you should try putting something in it”. So, little Martha went and grabbed a cookie and stopped pestering her Mother. The following […]
One Sunday, the pastor of a small church in Florida was counting the money from the weekly offering, when he found a pink envelope that contained $500? The pastor was most surprised, but thought litle more about the generous windfall that the church had received until it happened again the […]
A young boy was waiting outside the grocery store while his mother was doing the shopping. While he was waiting, he was approached by a man who asked him, “Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?” The young boy replied, “Sure Mister! Just go straight down this […]
The old pastor lay dying. While he was lying on his deathbed, he sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived at the hospital, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the old pastor held […]
It was the day of Murphy’s wife’s funeral and together with his family and friends he was there at his wife’s grave for the burial service. The funeral service had barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, which was followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning that […]
It doesn’t always pay to be a cheapskate, especially if it’s your wedding day and the pastor isn’t one to be taken for a ride. There was this cheapskate who would always try and avoid paying his debts if he could. After dating a young lady for some time the […]
Christmas was finally over and the Pastor’s wife dropped into an easy chair saying, “Thank goodness that’s over for another year! I am so tired.” Her husband looked over at her and said, “I had to conduct two special services last night, three today, and give a total of five […]
The parish congregation were celebrating the 100th anniversary of their church and the bishop as well as several former pastors were there at the church as part of the celebration ceremony. At one point during the service, the present pastor had all the children in the congregation gather at the […]