Jokes tagged as:  Pastor Jokes

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The pastor is supposed to be the leader of his flock, but you might be surprised at just how many pastor jokes there are. We have a selection of the best pastor jokes here for you to enjoy.

See also Minister Jokes and Priest Jokes.

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Staying Together

A pastor was addressing his congregation about marriage and staying together. He asked his flock: “How many couples here have been married for one year?” A bunch of people in the congregation raised their hands. The pastor then asked, “How many couples have been married five years?” Still quite a […]

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The Pastor’s Wife

The pastor’s wife went shopping. Her husband, who was a poor country pastor, was livid when he confronted her with the receipt for a dress she had bought which cost over $250. “How could you do this!”, the pastor exclaimed to her in rage. “I don’t know,” the pastor’s wife […]