After the Sunday service, the pastor suggested to an eighty year old woman parishioner that at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter”. […]
The Best Funny Pastor Jokes
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This is our collection of funny Pastor Jokes which will we hope give you plenty of opportunity for some great laughs.
The pastor is supposed to be the leader of his flock, but you might be surprised at just how many pastor jokes there are. We have a selection of the best pastor jokes here for you to enjoy.
See also Minister Jokes and Priest Jokes.
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An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her to walk up the flight of steps. “Where would you […]
The church was preparing for the Christmas season and the pastor decided he wanted a Christmas banner made for the church entrance. The pastor had a parishioner call a company […]
Don’t you just love the way that children think, especially when it comes to church, religion, God and all that. These letters to their Pastor were written by young children […]
Little Martha was complaining to her mother that she had stomach ache, her stomach was hurting. Her mother told her, “That’s because your stomach is empty Martha. Maybe you should […]
One Sunday, the pastor of a small church in Florida was counting the money from the weekly offering, when he found a pink envelope that contained $500? The pastor was […]
A young boy was waiting outside the grocery store while his mother was doing the shopping. While he was waiting, he was approached by a man who asked him, “Son, […]
The old pastor lay dying. While he was lying on his deathbed, he sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital. When they […]
It was the day of Murphy’s wife’s funeral and together with his family and friends he was there at his wife’s grave for the burial service. The funeral service had […]
It doesn’t always pay to be a cheapskate, especially if it’s your wedding day and the pastor isn’t one to be taken for a ride. There was this cheapskate who […]
Christmas was finally over and the Pastor’s wife dropped into an easy chair saying, “Thank goodness that’s over for another year! I am so tired.” Her husband looked over at […]
The parish congregation were celebrating the 100th anniversary of their church and the bishop as well as several former pastors were there at the church as part of the celebration […]