Giving someone some bad news is rarely easy, as many of us know only too well. This story below is a good example of how to break bad news gently to someone, but not necessarily in the way that you, or they for that matter, might expect. It’s early morning, […]
A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. Yes it’s one of those jokes I’m afraid, but bear with us and you will enjoy it. Come on, everybody loves a bad parrot joke! So, the pet shop owner pointed to three identical looking parrots on a perch […]
Melania Trump bought her husband a parrot for his birthday and told vice president Mike Pence, “This parrot is so smart! Donald has already taught him to mispronounce over 200 words!” “That’s impressive, all right”, Pence said. “But you realize that he just says he words, right? He doesn’t understand […]
A Frenchman walked into a bar with a parrot perched on his shoulder. The bartender did a double take and said to him, “Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get him?” “In France”, the parrot replied, “they have millions of them”.
A woman parishioner goes to see her priest after the service one Sunday and says, “Father, I have a problem that I hope you can help me with”. The priest beckons to her to continue. The woman says, “I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say […]
Have you ever wondered what goes on inside your pet’s head? Sometimes we like to think that we know what our pets are thinking, and often with dogs we can be right, but now always, as those who have been bitten by a “friendly” dog will no doubt testify. But […]
David will never forget the year that he received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. The parrot just seemed to love shouting out abusive words. This parrot was a great talker, and every other word that it […]
A magician was working on a cruise ship that was on a tour of the islands in the Caribbean. Knowing that the audience would be different each week, the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem though. The captain’s parrot […]
A businessman finds that his neighbor in the first class cabin of his flight is a parrot. They take off and the flight attendant asks what they would like to drink. “Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist,” says the parrot. The businessman orders a coke. After waiting two or […]
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