A couple were dressed up and ready to have a romantic evening out at one of their favourite restaurants. They phoned for a taxi, turned on a night light, covered […]
The Best Funny Parrot Jokes
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We hope you enjoy this collection of funny Parrot Jokes. If there ever was a bird to write jokes about, the parrot has to be the best in our opinion.
I mean, a talking bird for starters, especially if it’s one that says something embarrassing. If that isn’t good joke material I will eat my underwear!
So enjoy this collection of clever parrots, rude and obnoxious parrots, bad talking parrots and more.
We are adding jokes daily to our estensive collection, so please keep coming back to The Laughline.
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A man had a parrot and all it would do is sit in its cage all day saying, “Cracker want a polly. Cracker want a polly”. One of the man’s […]
Giving someone some bad news is rarely easy, as many of us know only too well. This story below is a good example of how to break bad news gently […]
A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. Yes it’s one of those jokes I’m afraid, but bear with us and you will enjoy it. Come on, […]
Melania Trump bought her husband a parrot for his birthday and told vice president Mike Pence, “This parrot is so smart! Donald has already taught him to mispronounce over 200 […]
A Frenchman walked into a bar with a parrot perched on his shoulder. The bartender did a double take and said to him, “Wow! That is really cool! Where did […]
A woman parishioner goes to see her priest after the service one Sunday and says, “Father, I have a problem that I hope you can help me with”. The priest […]
Have you ever wondered what goes on inside your pet’s head? Sometimes we like to think that we know what our pets are thinking, and often with dogs we can […]
David will never forget the year that he received a parrot for his birthday, because it was without a doubt an abusive parrot. The parrot was fully grown, with a […]
A magician was working on a cruise ship that was on a tour of the islands in the Caribbean. Knowing that the audience would be different each week, the magician […]
A businessman on a long haul flight took his seat only to find that his neighbor in the first class cabin was a parrot. The aircraft took off and the […]