The Best Funny Parking Jokes

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Parking the car is something that is easy for some people, but for some reason it just doesn’t come naturally to so many others. We all love to have a laugh at people having problems parking, so here at The Laughline we thought we would compile a collection of parking jokes for your entertainment. We hope you enjoy them.

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Traffic Court

At a recent case in the traffic court, a man who had received an expensive parking ticket, testified to the court that a uniformed police officer had told him that […]

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Stupid!

There are various levels of stupid aren’t there. There is stupid, there is really stupid and then there is STUPID! The “stupidest excuse in the world” bonehead award this year, […]

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Traffic Court

At the traffic court, the judge asked the motorist: “Tell me, why did you park your car here?” The man replied, “Well your honour, I saw this sign that said […]

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Walking

Jim and his wife were walking into the parking lot when a friend of theirs, Ted, saw them approaching. Ted asked, “Jim, why are you walking so far? Did your […]

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No Parking Zone

A minister parked his car in a No Parking Zone in the city, because he was short of time and couldn’t find a parking space with a meter. He put […]

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Car Keys

I was out shopping one day at the mall and suddenly noticed that the car keys weren’t in my pockets. In a panic, I realized that I must have left […]

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Stay

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center, parked the car and rolled down the windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air. […]

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Spring Classes For Women

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SPRING CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETEDby 15th May NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED […]

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Important Meeting

Paddy was driving down the street and starting to panic, because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Everywhere he went, there were either double yellow […]