The Best Funny Parking Jokes

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Parking the car is something that is easy for some people, but for some reason it just doesn’t come naturally to so many others. We all love to have a laugh at people having problems parking, so here at The Laughline we thought we would compile a collection of parking jokes for your entertainment. We hope you enjoy them.

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There are various levels of stupid aren’t there. There is stupid, and then there is STUPID! The “stupidest excuse in the world” bonehead award this year, goes to those people who gave Washington D.C. police the following excuses for their illegal parking: “I saw the No Parking signs, but I […]

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Jim and his wife were walking into the parking lot when a friend of theirs, Ted, saw them approaching. Ted asked, “Jim, why are you walking so far? Did your car break down?” Jim replied, “No Ted, my wife read how you could burn off more calories by parking further […]

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Parking Fine

A man was in court, having been given a parking fine for parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense. The man replied, “Yes Your Honour. They should not put up such misleading notices. This one said FINE […]

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I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center, parked the car and rolled down the windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air. She was laid there fully stretched out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she […]