There are various levels of stupid aren’t there. There is stupid, and then there is STUPID! The “stupidest excuse in the world” bonehead award this year, goes to those people who gave Washington D.C. police the following excuses for their illegal parking: “I saw the No Parking signs, but I […]
Jokes tagged as: Parking Jokes
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At the traffic court, the judge asked the motorist: “Tell me, why did you park your car here?” The man replied, “Well your honour, I saw this sign that said fine for parking”.
Jim and his wife were walking into the parking lot when a friend of theirs, Ted, saw them approaching. Ted asked, “Jim, why are you walking so far? Did your car break down?” Jim replied, “No Ted, my wife read how you could burn off more calories by parking further […]
A man was in court, having been given a parking fine for parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense. The man replied, “Yes Your Honour. They should not put up such misleading notices. This one said FINE […]
A minister parked his car in a No Parking Zone in the city, because he was short of time and couldn’t find a parking space with a meter. He put a note under the windshield wiper that read: “I have circled the block 10 times. If I don’t park here, […]
I was shopping one day at the mall, and suddenly noticed that the car keys weren’t in my pockets. In a panic, I realized that I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my […]
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center, parked the car and rolled down the windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air. She was laid there fully stretched out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she […]
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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat, because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Everywhere he went there was either double yellow lines at the side of the road, or where you could park those spaces were all taken. Looking up to heaven […]
