After the Sunday service, the pastor suggested to an eighty year old woman parishioner that at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter”. […]
The Best Funny Parishioner Jokes
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There are a lot of church jokes and priest (pastor, vicar etc) jokes but you don’t often see many Parishioner Jokes do you.
So just to make up for this shortcoming in the humour department, we have a selection of parishioner jokes here for you to enjoy.
If you know of any more, please let us know, we are always looking for more jokes to add to our site.
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The church was preparing for the Christmas season and the pastor decided he wanted a Christmas banner made for the church entrance. The pastor had a parishioner call a company […]
An old priest had come to visit a sick parishioner who lived in a lonely farmhouse in the west of Ireland. He arrived on a freezing cold, horribly wet day […]
Ah the demon drink, the root of all evil, or so the church would have you believe. A Catholic priest in Ireland was giving one of his parishioners his usual […]
A woman parishioner goes to see her priest after the service one Sunday and says, “Father, I have a problem that I hope you can help me with”. The priest […]
One day, Father Murphy was out playing golf with one of his parishioners. On the first hole, when he hit the ball, he sliced it into the rough. His opponent […]
A man was walking in front of me as I was coming out of church on Good Friday. The minister, who was standing at the door as always to shake […]
A Catholic priest was walking along the road during Lent, when he couldn’t believe what he saw. The smell of grilled meat wafted through his nostrils, and looking into the […]
The new parish priest is nervous about hearing confessions. It’s his first posting to a church, so he asks an older priest if he can sit in on his first […]
A new pastor was out paying a visit to the homes of his parishioners, because the bishop had decided that more parish visits would be a good idea to help […]