Jokes tagged as:  Parents

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Pregnant

Mary was still in her teens when she ended up having to face her father and tell him that she was pregnant. After she had given him the news, Mary’s mother asked her, “What did your father say when he learned you are pregnant?” Mary answered, “Should I leave out […]

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Future Son-In-Law

Dear Future Son-in-Law, I have been unable to sleep since I forced my daughter to break off her engagement to you. I trust that you will find it in your heart to forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your orange Mohawk haircut, multiple tattoos, pierced nose and […]

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Newborn Son’s First Checkup

A young couple brought their newborn son to the pediatrician for his first checkup. As he finished, the doctor told them, “You have a cute baby.” Smiling, the young mother said, “I bet you say that to all new parents.” “No,” the pediatrician replied, “just to those parents whose babies […]