The curator of an art gallery once commissioned an artist to create a painting that depicted General Custer’s last thoughts at the Battle Of The Little Bighorn. Three weeks later, the artist turned up at the art gallery, with a large package, containing the painting. He unwrapped this in front […]
The Best Funny painting
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A painter asked the art gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings which were on display in the art gallery at that time. “I have good news and bad news,” the art gallery owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work […]
One day, a beautiful young English woman arrived at Murphy’s house in a stretch limousine and asked if he would paint her in the nude. Now Murphy, who lived in a small town in County Clare in Ireland, while not being a brilliant scholar, was a hugely gifted portrait artist. […]
So, one day a blonde woman decided that she was sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. She decided that it would be great if she could show her husband that blondes really are smart after all. While her husband was […]
A man returned to work after a two week vacation and one of his fellow workers asked him whether he had a good time. “Well”, the man began, “Would you believe I spent the whole two weeks helping my wife to decorate all the rooms in our house, We spent […]
The artist was painting a portrait of a gorgeous young woman and he was trying really hard to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model and the way that her seductive eyes appeared to look at him just kept distracting him. Finally, the urge to […]
A painting contractor was discussing a decorating job with a woman and she was showing him which colors she wanted in each room of her house. In the first room, she said she would like it painted pale blue. The contractor wrote this down , then went to the window […]