Murphy and Paddy were walking in the woods, when they came across a sign that said, “Tree Fellers Wanted”. Murphy said, “Ye know Paddy, it’s a shame Michael isn’t here. We could have gotten the job”.
Jokes tagged as: paddy
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Jokes and stories about Paddy, who is your stereotypical Irishman.
Paddy is slang for Patrick, and referring to someone as “Paddy” loosely implies that the person is a yokel, more often than not drunk, as thick as two short planks, and a believer in God and miracles.
As well as Paddy, Irish jokes and stories often contain characters called Mick, Murphy, Sean or Liam, all common Irish names.
Paddy gets mugged one night. He was walking home from his local pub when all of a sudden from out of nowhere a thief jumped on him. The thief and Paddy began to wrestle. Over and over they rolled on the ground, and Paddy put up one heck of a […]
Paddy has a big gash on his head, so he goes to the doctor to have it checked out
A good Irish joke about working on a building site. Read on…
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat, because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, “Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of […]