Jokes tagged as:  Paddy Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stereotype#/media/File:Antisemitic_caricature_1873.jpgPaddy is your stereotypical Irishman and this is a collection of funny Paddy jokes.

Paddy is slang for Patrick,  and referring to someone as “Paddy” loosely implies that the person is a yokel, more often than not drunk, as thick as two short planks, and a believer in God and miracles. You couldn’t wish for a better subject for some Irish jokes could you!

As well as Paddy, Irish jokes and stories often contain characters called Mick, Murphy, Sean or Liam, all common Irish names.

You can find more classic funny Irish jokes in our Patrick Jokes collection.


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Holy Water

Paddy was walking through the customs area at the airport, carrying a large bottle. “What have you there?” said a suspicious customs officer. “T’is Lourdes holy water. I am bringing it home with me”, said Paddy. The officer took the bottle, opened it and tried some. “Why it’s Irish whiskey”, […]

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Irish Courthouse

This is the scene one day in an Irish courthouse, during a murder case. The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, “Sean O’Flaherty, you are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.” Suddenly, a voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, “You bastard!” The judge, […]