Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home, reminiscing about the good old days when they were all just a few years younger. The first lady recalled when she used to go shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness […]
The Best Funny onions
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A school teacher decides that she was going to give her class a lesson about vegetables. She turned and asked her class, “What vegetable makes your eyes water?” Little Johnny, always ready with a wisecrack, replied, “A turnip, miss.” “No Johnny,” the teacher said, “I believe you are thinking of […]