Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home, reminiscing about the good old days. The first lady recalled when she used to go shopping at the green grocers, and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. […]
The Best Funny onions
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A school teacher decides that she was going to give her class a lesson about vegetables. She turned and asked her class, “What vegetable makes your eyes water?” Little Johnny, always ready with a wisecrack, replied, “A turnip, miss.” “No Johnny,” the teacher said, “I believe you are thinking of […]
