Three women were having a coffee morning and as so often happens, the topic of conversation turned to their sex lives. The first woman said, “I think my husband is like a championship golfer. He’s spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke”. The second woman said, “My husband is […]
The Best Funny olympic games
Once upon a time, a man met a stunningly gorgeous woman and as soon as he caught sight of her, he fell madly in love and decided he wanted to marry her right away. Having asked this gorgeous woman to marry him, she said to him, “But we don’t know […]
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were all without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the Olympic Games, but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate. Security was very tight, however and each of their attempts to gain entry to the games was met […]
A Russian and a Redneck wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Redneck wrestler's trainer came to him and said "Now,don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're finished." Read on...