After the Sunday service, the pastor suggested to an eighty year old woman parishioner that at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter”. The elderly parishioner said to him, “Actually, I think about it many times a day”. “Oh, really?” the pastor replied, […]
The Best Funny old woman
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Two old women, Mabel and Hilda, were sitting on a park bench outside the local Town Hall, where a flower show was being held. Mabel leaned over and said, “You know Hilda, life is really boring isn’t it. We never seem to have any fun these days, at least not […]
An Irish police officer was on patrol on the motorway outside Dublin when he pulled alongside a vehicle that was exceeding the speed limit. He glanced over at the speeding car and was astonished to see an old woman behind the wheel and she was knitting. The police officer lowered […]
When old Mrs Weiss was well into her eighties, she decided that she would like to move to Israel. As part of the preparations for her long journey, she went to see her doctor and get all her medical records. The doctor asked her how she was doing, so she […]
An old gentlemen and his elderly wife were told that there would be a 45 minute wait for a table at a busy restaurant, because they had had turned up there without having made a reservation. “Young man”, the elderly lady said to the waiter, “we are both 90 years […]
An old man and old woman met shortly after both became residents at a retirement home. They soon began to get pretty friendly, and really enjoyed each others company. After about three weeks of getting to know each other, the old man said to the woman, “I know we are […]