Have I told you about this one time I had to spend a few nights in hospital? It happened a couple of years ago, I got sick and landed up in hospital. There was this one nurse there that that just drove me crazy. She was young and pretty, but […]
The Best Funny old people
When you start to age there can be many signs that you are getting old. It doesn’t have to be that you look in the mirror one day and notice wrinkles, grey hair, or even worse receding hair! There are other signs of growing old that you might just not […]
A little old lady is suffering with gas problems. Just lately she finds that she just can’t stop farting. So, she makes an appointment to see the doctor, and says to him, “Doctor I have this terrible problem with gas, I just can’t seem to stop farting. They never smell, […]
An old couple get married and we have dropped in on them, just like a fly on the wall, as they begin their honeymoon. The groom was a young man just 87 years old and the bride a spritely 86 years old. In their hotel room, the elderly bride slipped […]
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, just passing the time, doing nothing in particular. One old lady turns to the other and asks her, “Do you still get horny dear?” The other old lady replies, “Oh sure I do, I get horny quite often actually”. The first […]