Have I told you about this one time I had to spend a few nights in hospital? It happened a couple of years ago, I got sick and landed up in hospital. There was this one nurse there that that just drove me crazy. She was young and pretty, but […]
The Best Funny old people
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When you start to age there can be many signs that you are getting old. It doesn’t have to be that you look in the mirror one day and notice wrinkles, grey hair, or even worse receding hair! Many people are self conscious of their appearance and go into a […]
A little old lady is suffering with gas problems. Just lately she finds that she just can’t stop farting. So, she makes an appointment to see the doctor, and says to him, “Doctor I have this terrible problem with gas, I just can’t seem to stop farting. They never smell, […]
An old couple just get married and we have dropped in on them as they begin their honeymoon. The groom was a young 87 years old and the bride a spritely 86 years old. In the hotel room, the elderly bride slipped into something sexy, crawled into bed and waited […]
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, just passing the time, doing nothing in particular. One old lady turns to the other and asks her, “Do you still get horny dear?” The other old lady replies, “Oh sure I do, I get horny quite often actually”. The first […]