The Best Funny Old Man Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/kojotisko/10448349275We have a lot of jokes about old people here on The Laughline and this is our collection of Old Man Jokes.

When you think of an Old Man, lots of funny stories come to mind, from memory loss to using life experience to outwit someone much younger than them.

We hope you enjoy these Old Man Jokes and if you do, please help spread some laughter around by sharing our jokes on Social Media. Every bit counts and helps to get people laughing around the world. If you do share our content, thank you very much.


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Saturday Evening In The Nursing Home

It started off as a fairly typical Saturday evening in the nursing home. The usual run of the mill game of bingo, followed by a sing-a-long afterwards. An old man, […]

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Elderly Man In A Wheelchair

As I sat waiting for my appointment in the doctor’s reception area, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the waiting room. When she walked over to […]

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A Mobility Scooter And A Ferrari

This is an old one but a good one about an elderly man on a mobility scooter and a Ferrari. An elderly man who was riding on a mobility scooter, […]

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The Wisdom of an Older Man

There is something to be said for the wisdom of an older man… One day, an older man approached an attractive young woman who was sitting on a bench at […]

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The Old Man

The old man was boasting to a group of young people about his fitness level and doing his best to show them that just because he was old didn’t mean […]

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Under The Weather

An elderly man was feeling rather under the weather, so he went to see his doctor to get a check-up, just in case there was anything serious with with him. […]

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Old Men Playing Golf

A couple of old men were playing golf at their Country Club in South Florida, when one of them mentioned that he was going to go to see “Dr. Yankem”, […]

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80 Year Old Italian Man

An 80 year old Italian man from New York went to the doctor for a physical examination. The doctor was absolutely amazed at what good shape the man was in […]

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An Old Man A Boy And A Donkey

An old man, a boy and a donkey were on their way into town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked hy his side. As they […]

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Old People Dating

Have you ever stopped to think what it’s like for old people dating, when they decide that maybe they should get married and the subject of marital relations comes up. […]

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45 Minute Wait For A Table

An old gentlemen and his elderly wife were told that there would be a 45 minute wait for a table at a busy restaurant, because they had had turned up […]

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Hells Angels

A wrinkled up, grizzled looking old man was eating his lunch at a truck stop, when three Hells Angels bikers walked in. Now these weren’t any kind of Hell’s Angels […]