An elderly couple who had been married for more than sixty years, died as the result of a horrific car crash. Their passing was really tragic, since despite their advanced […]
The Best Funny Old Man Jokes
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We have a lot of jokes about old people here on The Laughline and this is our collection of Old Man Jokes.
When you think of an Old Man, lots of funny stories come to mind, from memory loss to using life experience to outwit someone much younger than them.
We hope you enjoy these Old Man Jokes and if you do, please help spread some laughter around by sharing our jokes on Social Media. Every bit counts and helps to get people laughing around the world. If you do share our content, thank you very much.
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Here’s a lovely story for you, about an old man married to a much younger woman. Hubert was an old man who had been married to a much younger woman […]
One rainy afternoon when he couldn’t think of anything to do, an old man decided to do something that he hadn’t done for many years, he went to see a […]
It was Saturday night in the nursing home and one old man was feeling like a bit of action, despite his 80 or so years of age. He looked over […]
A wise old man retired and moved to a modest home that was near to a junior high school, seeking some peace and quiet in his older years. He spent […]
Do you want to know something? Old people need love too. So, an 85 year old widow went out on a blind date with a 90 year old man. When […]
Murphy was well known to be a grumpy old man. He complained about everything and everyone. Murphy was what you might call a “right miserable old sod”. When Murphy had […]
The Cub Scout troop was half an hour late to its den meeting. The den leader repremanded them and asked them why they were so late. Little Johnny replied to […]
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, which informed me that I can have sex at 73. You can’t begin to imagine how happy this made me, because […]
This is a story about old men and golf that was emailed to me by an old golfing friend some years ago. If you are of a certain age and […]
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his fortune. The old man sat back in his chair, fingered his expensive Italian suit jacket and said, “Well […]
An old man was critically ill and feeling that his death was near, he called his lawyer. “I want to become a lawyer”, the old man asked. “How much does […]