There is something to be said for the wisdom of an older man… One day, an older man approached an attractive young woman who was sitting on a bench at a shopping mall. “Excuse me Miss”, the older man said, “I can’t seem to find my wife. Can you talk […]
The Best Funny old man
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The old man was boasting to a group of young people about his fitness level. “Look at me”, he boasted, “I am really fit for my age. Every morning I do fifty push-ups, fifty sit-ups and walk two miles. I am fit as a fiddle! And you want to know […]
An elderly man was feeling rather under the weather, so he went to see his doctor to get a check-up. He explained how he was feeling to the doctor, and after giving the elderly man a thorough physical examination, the doctor gave him his diagnosos. “Well, based on my examination […]
An 80 year old Italian man from New York went to the doctor for a physical examination. The doctor was absolutely amazed at what good shape the man was in and asked him, “How do you stay in such great physical condition?” The man replied, “I’m Italian and I play […]
Two Greek medical students were walking along the street in Athens, when they saw an old man who was walking with his legs spread apart. The old man was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend, “I’m sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people […]
An very wealthy old man was on his deathbed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him, so just before he died, he called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. The old man said to them, “Here is $30,000 cash to be held by […]
An 80-year-old man goes to the doctor for a physical checkup. The doctor is pleased to report that all of his tests have come back with normal results. The doctor then says to the old man, “George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at […]
An really old man was celebrating his 115th birthday, and he was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together. A very pretty girl about 19 years old served the old […]
Jesus was strolling through Heaven when he saw an old man sitting on a cloud. As he looked closer, he could see that the old man was just sitting still, staring into the distance. “Old man,” said Jesus, “this is Heaven! why are you so sad?” The old man didn’t […]
