We have a lot of jokes about old people here on The Laughline and this is our collection of Old Man Jokes.
As I sat waiting for my appointment in the doctor’s reception area, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist’s desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, […]
The Best Funny Old Man Jokes
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We have a lot of jokes about old people here on The Laughline and this is our collection of Old Man Jokes.
When you think of an Old Man, lots of funny stories come to mind, from memory loss to using life experience to outwit someone much younger than them.
We hope you enjoy these Old Man Jokes and if you do, please help spread some laughter around by sharing our jokes on Social Media. Every bit counts and helps to get people laughing around the world. If you do share our content, thank you very much.
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This is an old one but a good one about an elderly man on a mobility scooter and a Ferrari. An elderly man who was riding on a mobility scooter, looking about 90 years old if not even older, pulled up next to a doctor at a street light. The […]
There is something to be said for the wisdom of an older man… One day, an older man approached an attractive young woman who was sitting on a bench at a shopping mall. “Excuse me Miss”, the older man said, “I can’t seem to find my wife. Can you talk […]
The old man was boasting to a group of young people about his fitness level. “Look at me”, he boasted, “I am really fit for my age. Every morning I do fifty push-ups, fifty sit-ups and walk two miles. I am fit as a fiddle! And you want to know […]
An elderly man was feeling rather under the weather, so he went to see his doctor to get a check-up. He explained how he was feeling to the doctor, and after giving the elderly man a thorough physical examination, the doctor gave him his diagnosos. “Well, based on my examination […]
A couple of old men were playing golf at their Country Club in South Florida, when one of them mentioned that he was going to go to see “Dr. Yankem”, a well known local dentist, in the morning to get a new set of dentures. His elderly friend remarked that […]
An 80 year old Italian man from New York went to the doctor for a physical examination. The doctor was absolutely amazed at what good shape the man was in and asked him, “How do you stay in such great physical condition?” The man replied, “I’m Italian and I play […]
An old man, a boy and a donkey were on their way into town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked hy his side. As they went down the road, they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking while […]
Two Greek medical students were walking along the street in Athens, when they saw an old man who was walking with his legs spread apart. The old man was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend, “I’m sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people […]
I was in a sleazy bar on the wrong side of town last night, standing at the bar waiting for a beer, when this large ugly woman came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. She said, “Hey sexy, I really dig old men, how about giving me […]
