An 80 year old Italian man from New York went to the doctor for a physical examination. The doctor was absolutely amazed at what good shape the man was in and asked him, “How do you stay in such great physical condition?” The man replied, “I’m Italian and I play […]
Jokes tagged as: old man
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Two Greek medical students were walking along the street in Athens, when they saw an old man who was walking with his legs spread apart. The old man was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend, “I’m sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people […]
One day an old man was sitting on a bench in the park when he saw a young boy smoking a cigarette. “He’s starting young”, the old man thought to himself, and he decided to ask the young boy about his cigarette smoking. He stopped the boy, and asked how […]
An very wealthy old man was on his deathbed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him, so just before he died, he called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. The old man said to them, “Here is $30,000 cash to be held by […]
An 80-year-old man goes to the doctor for a physical checkup. The doctor is pleased to report that all of his tests have come back with normal results. The doctor then says to the old man, “George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at […]
An really old man was celebrating his 115th birthday, and he was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together. A very pretty girl about 19 years old served the old […]
Jesus was strolling through Heaven when he saw an old man sitting on a cloud. As he looked closer, he could see that the old man was just sitting still, staring into the distance. “Old man,” said Jesus, “this is Heaven! why are you so sad?” The old man didn’t […]
