We have a lot of jokes about old people here on The Laughline and this is our collection of Old Man Jokes.
This is a story about old men and golf that was emailed to me by an old golfing friend some years ago. If you are of a certain age and if you are from Florida or have played golf there, Florida being the “Snowbird zone” where wealthy people spend their […]
The Best Funny Old Man Jokes
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We have a lot of jokes about old people here on The Laughline and this is our collection of Old Man Jokes.
When you think of an Old Man, lots of funny stories come to mind, from memory loss to using life experience to outwit someone much younger than them.
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A young man asked an old rich man how he made his fortune. The old man sat back in his chair, fingered his expensive Italian suit jacket and said, “Well son, let me tell you…” So the old rich man told this story to the young man who just stood […]
An old man was critically ill and feeling that his death was near, he called his lawyer. “I want to become a lawyer”, the old man asked. “How much does it cost for that express degree you told me about?” “It costs $50,000”, the lawyer told him, then asked, “But […]
It was Saturday evening in the nursing home. An old man, who was feeling rather frisky, looked over and said to the old lady sitting next to him, “I know just what you’re wanting! I will give you $5 if you let me have sex with you over there in […]
As I sat waiting for my appointment in the doctor’s reception area, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist’s desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, […]
This is an old one but a good one about an elderly man on a mobility scooter and a Ferrari. An elderly man who was riding on a mobility scooter, looking about 90 years old if not even older, pulled up next to a doctor at a street light. The […]
There is something to be said for the wisdom of an older man… One day, an older man approached an attractive young woman who was sitting on a bench at a shopping mall. “Excuse me Miss”, the older man said, “I can’t seem to find my wife. Can you talk […]
The old man was boasting to a group of young people about his fitness level and doing his best to show them that just because he was old didn’t mean he was useless. “Look at me”, he boasted, “I am really fit for my age. Every morning I do fifty […]
An elderly man was feeling rather under the weather, so he went to see his doctor to get a check-up. He explained how he was feeling to the doctor, and after giving the elderly man a thorough physical examination, the doctor gave him his diagnosos. “Well, based on my examination […]
A couple of old men were playing golf at their Country Club in South Florida, when one of them mentioned that he was going to go to see “Dr. Yankem”, a well known local dentist, in the morning to get a new set of dentures. His elderly friend remarked that […]