One day an old man was sitting on a bench in the park when he saw a young boy smoking a cigarette. “He’s starting young”, the old man thought to himself, and he decided to ask the young boy about his cigarette smoking. He stopped the boy, and asked how […]
Jokes tagged as: old man
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An very wealthy old man was on his deathbed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him, so just before he died, he called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. The old man said to them, “Here is $30,000 cash to be held by […]
An 80-year-old man goes to the doctor for a physical checkup. The doctor is pleased to report that all of his tests have come back with normal results. The doctor then says to the old man, “George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at […]
An really old man was celebrating his 115th birthday, and he was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together. A very pretty girl about 19 years old served the old […]
SATAN AND THE OLD MAN Just a few minutes before the church services started, congregation were sitting in their pews and talking, as is quite normal in a small town church where everybody knows each other. It’s a good opportunity to catch up on news and of course to gossip. […]
Jesus was strolling through Heaven when he saw an old man sitting on a cloud, staring into the distance. “Old man,” said Jesus, “this is Heaven! Why are you so sad?” The old man didn’t bother to turn as he said, I’ve been looking for my son and haven’t been […]