It was Saturday night in the nursing home and one old man was feeling like a bit of action, despite his 80 or so years of age. He looked over at the old lady who was sitting next to him and said to her, “I know just what you need […]
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Two Italian men got on the bus and it pulled away from the bus stop. They sat down and proceeded to engage in an animated conversation, as Italians often do. An old lady who was sitting behind them on the bus ignored their conversation at first, but she couldn’t help […]
It started off as a fairly typical Saturday evening in the nursing home. The usual run of the mill game of bingo, followed by a sing-a-long afterwards. An old man, who was feeling rather frisky, given his advanced years, looked over and said to the old lady sitting next to […]
There is something about an elderly lady driving that is always good for a laugh. I’m not sure how true this story is, but I like to think it is and I am sure many of us know an elderly lady who we could imagine doing this. Well, at least […]
As a fanatic when it comes to decorating the outside of my house for Christmas, I thought this had to be the greatest Christmas decoration ever. Having completed my latest masterpiece outside the house, I stood back and admired my handiwork and thought to myself, “That’s going to be the […]
Imagine this winter scene one cold and frosty morning in a local park. A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden, her little dog spotted a duck that was walking on the […]
One Sunday, the pastor of a small church in Florida was counting the money from the weekly offering, when he found a pink envelope that contained $500? The pastor was most surprised, but thought litle more about the generous windfall that the church had received until it happened again the […]
The subject of the preacher’s Sunday sermon was “Forgive Your Enemies”. After a lengthy presentation, he asked the congregation how many of them were willing to forgive their enemies. About half of the congregation held up their hands. Not satisfied with this response, the preacher harangued on for another twenty […]
Have you ever stopped to think what it’s like for old people dating, when they decide that maybe they should get married and the subject of marital relations comes up. Well here’s a sweet story about an old couple who decided to do just that. So this elderly couple who […]
Two elderly ladies met while they were out shopping, after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other’s health, as elderly folks do, one elderly lady asked the other how her husband was doing. “Oh! Bob died last week”, the elderly lady said. “He went out […]
A policeman saw this little old lady who was walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. While he was watching her, he observed that there was a hole in one of the bags and every once in a while a £20 note […]
A tour bus driver was taking a group of seniors on a day trip in the country, when he was tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offered him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munched on as he was driving. After about fifteen minutes, the […]