A policeman sees this little old lady walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. While he is watching her, he observes that there is a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a £20 note flies out […]
Jokes tagged as: old lady
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An old lady, who lived on the third floor of a boarding house, fell over one day and ended up with a broken leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. He told her to come back in several months when […]
A little old lady is suffering with gas problems. Just lately she finds that she just can’t stop farting. So, she makes an appointment to see the doctor, and says to him, “Doctor I have this terrible problem with gas, I just can’t seem to stop farting. They never smell, […]
A little old lady goes into the grocery store to buy some toilet paper. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper on the shelf, and decides that she needs some assistance. “Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager, “but can you explain the differences in […]
When I left the office and went out to lunch today, I noticed that there was an old lady about 75 years old who was sitting on a park bench outside the mall, and she was sobbing her eyes out. I felt that I just had to stop, and I […]
An old lady goes up to the bar on a cruise ship…