Imagine this winter scene one cold and frosty morning in a local park. A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden, her little dog spotted a duck that was walking on the […]
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One Sunday, the pastor of a small church in Florida was counting the money from the weekly offering, when he found a pink envelope that contained $500? The pastor was most surprised, but thought litle more about the generous windfall that the church had received until it happened again the […]
The subject of the preacher’s Sunday sermon was “Forgive Your Enemies”. After a lengthy presentation, he asked the congregation how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half of the congregation held up their hands. Not satisfied with this response, the preacher harangued on for another twenty minutes and […]
A policeman sees this little old lady walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. While he is watching her, he observes that there is a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a £20 note flies out […]
An old lady, who lived on the third floor of a boarding house, fell over one day and ended up with a broken leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. He told her to come back in several months when […]
A little old lady goes into the supermarket to buy some toilet paper. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper on the shelf, and decides that she needs some assistance. “Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager, “but can you explain the differences in all […]
When I left the office and went out to lunch today, I noticed that there was an old lady about 75 years old who was sitting on a park bench outside the mall, and she was sobbing her eyes out. I felt that I just had to stop, and I […]
One afternoon, three elderly ladies were sitting around a table enjoying a nice cup of tea. The first old lady said to the others, “you know what, I think my memory must be going. Sometimes I find myself in front of the fridge with a jar of mayonnaise in my […]
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today..” The bartender says, “Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy […]
