An old lady was suffering from terrible constipation, so she decided to pay a visit to her doctor. The doctor gave her two suppositories and told her to go home […]
The Best Funny old lady
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It was Saturday night in the nursing home and one old man was feeling like a bit of action, despite his 80 or so years of age. He looked over […]
Two Italian men got on the bus and it pulled away from the bus stop. They sat down and proceeded to engage in an animated conversation, as Italians often do. […]
It started off as a fairly typical Saturday evening in the nursing home. The usual run of the mill game of bingo, followed by a sing-a-long afterwards. An old man, […]
There is something about an elderly lady driving that is always good for a laugh. I’m not sure how true this story is, but I like to think it is […]
As a fanatic when it comes to decorating the outside of my house for Christmas, I thought this had to be the greatest Christmas decoration ever. Having completed my latest […]
Imagine this winter scene one cold and frosty morning in a local park. A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and […]
One Sunday, the pastor of a small church in Florida was counting the money from the weekly offering, when he found a pink envelope that contained $500? The pastor was […]
The subject of the preacher’s Sunday sermon was “Forgive Your Enemies”. After a lengthy presentation, he asked the congregation how many of them were willing to forgive their enemies. About […]
Have you ever stopped to think what it’s like for old people dating, when they decide that maybe they should get married and the subject of marital relations comes up. […]
Two elderly ladies met while they were out shopping, after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other’s health, as elderly folks do, one elderly lady […]
A policeman saw this little old lady who was walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. While he was watching her, he […]