It was Saturday evening in the nursing home. An old man, who was feeling rather frisky, looked over and said to the old lady sitting next to him, “I know just what you’re wanting! I will give you $5 if you let me have sex with you over there in […]
The Best Funny old lady
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There is something about an elderly lady driving that is always good for a laugh. I’m not sure how true this story is, but I like to think it is and I am sure many of us know an elderly lady who we could imagine doing this. Well, at least […]
Imagine this winter scene one cold and frosty morning in a local park. A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden, her little dog spotted a duck that was walking on the […]
One Sunday, the pastor of a small church in Florida was counting the money from the weekly offering, when he found a pink envelope that contained $500? The pastor was most surprised, but thought litle more about the generous windfall that the church had received until it happened again the […]
The subject of the preacher’s Sunday sermon was “Forgive Your Enemies”. After a lengthy presentation, he asked the congregation how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half of the congregation held up their hands. Not satisfied with this response, the preacher harangued on for another twenty minutes and […]
Two elderly ladies met while they were out shopping, after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other’s health, as elderly folks do, one elderly lady asked the other how her husband was doing. “Oh! Bob died last week”, the elderly lady said. “He went out […]
A policeman sees this little old lady walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. While he is watching her, he observes that there is a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a £20 note flies out […]
There was an old lady who lived on the third floor of a boarding house. One day she fell over and ended up with a broken leg. As the doctor put a cast on her leg, he warned her not to climb any stairs for a while. He told her […]
It was Saturday night in the nursing home, and the old man was feeling a bit frisky, despite his 80 or so years of age. He looked over and said to the old lady sitting next to him and said, “I know just what you’re wanting. For $5, I’ll have […]
A little old lady goes into the supermarket to buy some toilet paper. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper on the shelf, and decides that she needs some assistance. “Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager, “but can you explain the differences in all […]