Jokes tagged as:  office

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Job Interview

A young blonde woman goes for a job interview for an office job. The interviewer decides to start with the basics, “Can you tell us your age, please Miss?” The young blonde woman counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying, “Errrr… 22!” The interviewer tries another […]

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The Shredder

A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document here and my secretary has gone for the night. […]

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Microsoft Office Helpline

This is apparently a true story from the Microsoft Office Helpline which was transcribed from a recording monitored by the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired. They are however currently suing Microsoft for “Termination without Cause”. This is the actual dialogue of the former […]

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Family Business

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in the family business. All you have to do, is go to the factory […]

The Office

I had a call from my boss this afternoon. He asked if everything was ok at the office. “Yes, everything is under control”, I said to him. “It’s been a very busy day, I haven’t stopped for a minute.” “Can you do me a favor?” he asked. I said, “Of […]