There is one thing that is certain in this world and that is if you don’t look busy at work, people will think you are being idle. So, here are ten commandments for looking like you are working hard, even when you are not. I don’t know about you, but […]
The Best Funny office
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A young blonde woman went into the office one morning and she was crying her eyes out. Her boss, naturally concerned about the well being of all his employees, asked her sympathetically, “What’s the matter Tracy?” The blonde woman replied, “Early this morning I got a phone call to say […]
A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” Her boss practically erupted like a volcano, standing up and thumping his fist on his desk, almost spilling his cup of coffee. “Why do you always have to give me bad news?” […]
A blonde woman was recently hired at an office. The first task she was given on her first day at the office was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop. […]
The rather attractive secretary entered her boss’s office one morning, to find him standing there, staring out of the office window. Seeing her enter the room, he proclaimed idly, “It’s certainly going to be a beautiful day today Cynthia”. “I don’t think so”, replied his secretary, “the weather forcast said […]
A young blonde woman went for a job interview for an office job. The interviewer decided to start with the basics and asked her, “Can you tell us your age, please Miss?” The young blonde woman counted carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying, “Errrr… 22!” The […]
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document here and my secretary has gone for the night. […]
This is apparently a true story from the Microsoft Office Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitored by the customer care department. Like most “this is a true story” tales, if you believe this you will believe anything I guess, but it’s believable and funny and yes I have […]
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in the family business. All you have to do, is go to the factory […]
I was taking a coffee break at work when a colleague from the office came up to me and said “You looked tired”. “I am tired”, I told her. “I just finished doing 100 push-ups.” “Oh wow?”, she replied, “When did you start doing push-ups?” “Well, I did the first […]
I had a call from my boss this afternoon, he asked me if everything was ok at the office. “Yes, everything is under control”, I said to him. “It’s been a very busy day, I haven’t stopped for a minute”. “Can you do me a favour?” he asked. I said, […]
It’s amazing, the difference between your bosses office and yours. Isn’t it funny how your bosses office often seems like a mansion in both size and decor, while as a peon, your office (should you be even fortunate to have one) is usually cramped, used as a dumping ground, and […]