It was Saturday evening in the nursing home. An old man, who was feeling rather frisky, looked over and said to the old lady sitting next to him, “I know just what you’re wanting! I will give you $5 if you let me have sex with you over there in […]
The Best Funny nursing home
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A man goes to visit his grandfather who is 95 years old and in a nursing home. “How are you grandpa? he asks. “I’m feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food like?”, asked his grandson. “Terrific, wonderful menus”, the old man replied. “And the nursing. Are they taking […]
It was Saturday night in the nursing home, and the old man was feeling a bit frisky, despite his 80 or so years of age. He looked over and said to the old lady sitting next to him and said, “I know just what you’re wanting. For $5, I’ll have […]
Albert was getting old, and sadly the time had come for him to be put into a nursing home, as his children, who were all grown up, could no longer care for him. They all had careers, and busy lives, and several now also had children of their own. Poor […]