Jokes tagged as:  nurse

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Annual Health Check

I went to the doctor today to get my annual health check. The nurse started the examination with some basic questions. “How much do you weigh?” she asked me. “135 pounds”, I replied. The nurse then had me stand on the scales. It turns out my weight is actually 180 […]

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A Bump On The Head

A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why he should be complaining of a headache. Finally, his nurse, fearing that the man […]

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Nurse Jenny

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards”, said one doctor. “Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He […]