Is it just me or do you also find it fascinating when you go to the restroom on a plane and find that there are lots of buttons, the purpose of which isn’t always obvious. But being a man, we just have to press buttons to find out what they […]
The Best Funny Nurse Jokes
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Nurse jokes, doctor jokes and hospital jokes, you can’t beat them can you.
This is our collection of nurse jokes and we hope you enjoy them.
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“Just relax sir”, the nurse at the hospital kept telling the young father to be, but it made no difference. The young man’s pregnant wife was in labour, about to give birth to their first child and he was a nervous wreck. After what seemed like a week or longer, […]
Murphy was well known to be a grumpy old man. He complained about everything and everyone. Murphy was what you might call a “right miserable old sod”. When Murphy had to go to the hospital for minor surgery, he never stopped criticizing the room, the food, the noise, literally everything. […]
Have I told you about this one time I had to spend a few nights in hospital? It happened a couple of years ago, I got sick and landed up in hospital. There was this one nurse there that that just drove me crazy. She was young and pretty, but […]
I arrived home from work one evening to hear about the birth of my newest nephew. Of course, one has to make the “ceremonial pilgrimage” to the hospital to “view” the baby (as if the mother needs to be entertaining relatives in between nursing, baths and post-partum exercises!). So, we […]
Right before the last tooth extraction of the day was about to begin, the dentist realised that he had ran out of anaesthetic. Now, if you have ever had a filling even, let alone a tooth extracted, you will know that it’s not exactly pleasant with anaesthetic, let alone without […]
An Irishman was running down a railway track when he noticed a train approaching from behind him. He ran faster and faster, in fact he ran as fast as he could, probably faster than he had ever run before, but eventually the inevitable happened and the train caught up with […]
When I first read this list of top ten reasons to become a nurse, it was a few years ago and I found it really funny at the time. Having just come across it again, it seems to me that especially during this Coronavirus outbreak, some of the reasons on […]
After a thorough prostate exam I had recently, which was actually one of the most thorough examinations that I have ever had, the Doctor left the examination room. A few moments later, the nurse came in. As she shut the door, she asked me the one question that I didn’t […]
I went to the doctor the other day to have my annual health check. When you get to a certain age it’s good to have a regular physical examination, just in case. But being pretty healthy I didn’t have any worries when I went for my appointment and was fairly […]
A man who had just undergone a very complicated surgical operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why he should be complaining of a headache. Finally, his nurse, fearing that the […]
Early one morning, my husband, who works at a funeral home, woke me to say that he had severe abdominal pain. So, we both got dressed and got in the car, I drove and we rushed him to the emergency room at the local hospital. They examined him and performed […]