Have I told you about this one time I had to spend a few nights in hospital? It happened a couple of years ago, I got sick and landed up in hospital. There was this one nurse there that that just drove me crazy. She was young and pretty, but […]
The Best Funny nurse
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I arrived home from work one evening to hear about the birth of my newest nephew. Of course, one has to make the “ceremonial pilgrimage” to the hospital to “view” the baby (as if the mother needs to be entertaining relatives in between nursing, baths and post-partum exercises!). So, we […]
Right before the last tooth extraction of the day was about to begin, the dentist realised that he had ran out of anaesthetic. Now, if you have ever had a filling even, let alone a tooth extracted, you will know that it’s not exactly pleasant with anaesthetic, let alone without […]
An Irishman was running down a railway track when he noticed a train approaching from behind him. He ran faster and faster, in fact he ran as fast as he could, probably faster than he had ever run before, but eventually the inevitable happened and the train caught up with […]
When I first read this list of top ten reasons to become a nurse, it was a few years ago and I found it really funny at the time. Having just come across it again, it seems to me that especially during this Coronavirus outbreak, some of the resaons on […]
After a thorough prostate exam I had recently, which was actually one of the most thorough examinations tha I have ever had, the Doctor left the examination room. A few moments later, the nurse came in. As she shut the door, she asked me the one question that I didn’t […]
I went to the doctor the other day to have my annual health check. When you get to a certain age it’s good to have a regular physical examination, just in case. But being pretty healthy I didn’t have any worries when I went for my appointment and was fairly […]
A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why he should be complaining of a headache. Finally, his nurse, fearing that the man […]
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with her hand wrapped in a bloody bandage. A nurse takes her into a cubicle, unwraps the bandage from her hand, and she can see that the tip of her index finger has been shot off. Blood is pouring out […]
A man goes to visit his grandfather who is 95 years old and in a nursing home. “How are you grandpa? he asks. “I’m feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food like?”, asked his grandson. “Terrific, wonderful menus”, the old man replied. “And the nursing. Are they taking […]