I arrived home from work one evening to hear about the birth of my newest nephew. Of course, one has to make the “ceremonial pilgrimage” to the hospital to “view” the baby (as if the mother needs to be entertaining relatives in between nursing, baths and post-partum exercises!). So, we […]
The Best Funny nurse
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Right before the last extraction of the day was about to begin, the dentist realised that he had ran out of anaesthetic. He debated what to do, as he didn’t want to cancel the patient’s appointment, the poor man had been suffering with severe toothache for several days. Having decided […]
An Irishman was running down a railway track when he noticed a train approaching from behind him. He ran faster and faster, in fact he ran as fast as he could, probably faster than he had ever run before, but eventually the inevitable happened and the train caught up with […]
When I first read this list of top ten reasons to become a nurse, it was a few years ago and I found it really funny at the time. Having just come across it again, it seems to me that especially during this Coronavirus outbreak, some of the resaons on […]
After a thorough prostate exam I had recently, which was actually one of the most thorough examinations tha I have ever had, the Doctor left the examination room. A few moments later, the nurse came in. As she shut the door, she asked me the one question that I didn’t […]
I went to the doctor today to get my annual health check. The nurse started the examination with some basic questions. “How much do you weigh?” she asked me. “135 pounds”, I replied. The nurse then had me stand on the scales. It turns out my weight is actually 180 […]
A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why he should be complaining of a headache. Finally, his nurse, fearing that the man […]
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with her hand wrapped in a bloody bandage. A nurse takes her into a cubicle, unwraps the bandage from her hand, and she can see that the tip of her index finger has been shot off. Blood is pouring out […]
A man goes to visit his grandfather who is 95 years old and in a nursing home. “How are you grandpa? he asks. “I’m feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food like?”, asked his grandson. “Terrific, wonderful menus”, the old man replied. “And the nursing. Are they taking […]
Hospital regulations require that a wheelchair be used for patients when they are being discharged. While I was working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman who was already dressed, and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet. The gentleman insisted that he didn’t need […]
