The Best Funny Nurse Jokes

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This is our collection of nurse jokes and we hope you enjoy them.


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Restroom Buttons

Is it just me or do you also find it fascinating when you go to the restroom on a plane and find that there are lots of buttons, the purpose […]

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The Young Father To Be

“Just relax sir”, the nurse at the hospital kept telling the young father to be, but it made no difference. The young man’s pregnant wife was in labour, about to […]

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Grumpy Old Man

Murphy was well known to be a grumpy old man. He complained about everything and everyone. Murphy was what you might call a “right miserable old sod”. When Murphy had […]

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A Few Nights In Hospital

Have I told you about this one time I had to spend a few nights in hospital? It happened a couple of years ago, I got sick and landed up […]

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The Birth Of My Newest Nephew

I arrived home from work one evening to hear about the birth of my newest nephew. Of course, one has to make the “ceremonial pilgrimage” to the hospital to “view” […]

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The Last Tooth Extraction Of The Day

Right before the last tooth extraction of the day was about to begin, the dentist realised that he had ran out of anaesthetic. Now, if you have ever had a […]

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Running Down A Railway Track

An Irishman was running down a railway track when he noticed a train approaching from behind him. He ran faster and faster, in fact he ran as fast as he […]

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Top Ten Reasons To Become A Nurse

When I first read this list of top ten reasons to become a nurse, it was a few years ago and I found it really funny at the time. Having […]

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Prostate Exam

After a thorough prostate exam I had recently, which was actually one of the most thorough examinations that I have ever had, the Doctor left the examination room. A few […]

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Annual Health Check

I went to the doctor the other day to have my annual health check. When you get to a certain age it’s good to have a regular physical examination, just […]

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A Bump On The Head

A man who had just undergone a very complicated surgical operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal […]

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Abdominal Pain

Early one morning, my husband, who works at a funeral home, woke me to say that he had severe abdominal pain. So, we both got dressed and got in the […]