Is it just me or do you also find it fascinating when you go to the restroom on a plane and find that there are lots of buttons, the purpose […]
The Best Funny Nurse Jokes
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Nurse jokes, doctor jokes and hospital jokes, you can’t beat them can you.
This is our collection of nurse jokes and we hope you enjoy them.
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“Just relax sir”, the nurse at the hospital kept telling the young father to be, but it made no difference. The young man’s pregnant wife was in labour, about to […]
Murphy was well known to be a grumpy old man. He complained about everything and everyone. Murphy was what you might call a “right miserable old sod”. When Murphy had […]
Have I told you about this one time I had to spend a few nights in hospital? It happened a couple of years ago, I got sick and landed up […]
I arrived home from work one evening to hear about the birth of my newest nephew. Of course, one has to make the “ceremonial pilgrimage” to the hospital to “view” […]
Right before the last tooth extraction of the day was about to begin, the dentist realised that he had ran out of anaesthetic. Now, if you have ever had a […]
An Irishman was running down a railway track when he noticed a train approaching from behind him. He ran faster and faster, in fact he ran as fast as he […]
When I first read this list of top ten reasons to become a nurse, it was a few years ago and I found it really funny at the time. Having […]
After a thorough prostate exam I had recently, which was actually one of the most thorough examinations that I have ever had, the Doctor left the examination room. A few […]
I went to the doctor the other day to have my annual health check. When you get to a certain age it’s good to have a regular physical examination, just […]
A man who had just undergone a very complicated surgical operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal […]
Early one morning, my husband, who works at a funeral home, woke me to say that he had severe abdominal pain. So, we both got dressed and got in the […]