The Best Funny Nun Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/mharrsch/264466/You are going to love our Nun jokes collection. Many a Nun Joke has been told over the years, with Nuns in the convent, visiting a monastery or just out and about. We have craftily scooped up the best of all the Nun Jokes that we could find and here you have them in our collection of the very best funny Nun Jokes.

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School Cafeteria

One lunchtime, the children were all lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school. At the head of the food counter was a large wicker basket that was […]

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Three Italian Nuns

Three Italian nuns died and went to heaven. Sure enough, St. Peter was there to greet them at the Pearly Gates. He said to the Italian nuns, “Sisters, you all […]

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Old Sister Margaret

Old Sister Margaret had been an impeccable nun all her life, obeying all the rules of the convent and devoting herself to “The Lord“, but one day, as will happen […]

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The Old Mother Superior

An old Mother Superior was dying, she was close to 100 years old and had lived a long and faithful life. The nuns in the convent were all gathered around […]

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Struggling To Learn Arithmetic

Little Johnny was really struggling to learn arithmetic, which had his parents concerned about his education and they had tried everything to help him. They got him a maths tutor. […]

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The Seven Dwarves Meet The Pope

It’s hard to believe I know, but there was a time when the Seven Dwarves got to meet The Pope. Amazing isn’t it, Disney legends meeting a Catholic legend! Our […]

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Accosted By A Nun

Murphy was walking down the road towards Mulligan’s bar, when he was accosted by a nun who was standing on the step outside the bar. As Murphy was about to […]

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Sister Ruth’s Letter

One evening as she was sitting by the window of her room in the convent, Sister Ruth opened the letter from home that her parents had sent to her. Inside […]

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Two Nuns Shopping At The 7-Eleven

Two nuns were shopping for some items on a hot summer evening at a 7-Eleven store. As they were passing the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t […]

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The Young Priest

The young priest got up in the morning and went to breakfast. On his way there, he passed two nuns and he said to them, “Good morning sisters”. The two […]

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Enough To Make A Nun Swear

A nun was in confession with her Mother Superior and they were discussing swearing and bad language. “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it”, […]

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New York Yankees

Three nuns went to a baseball game to see the New York Yankees, still dressed in their habits, as nuns do, I mean you never ever see a nun out […]