You can learn a lot from Noah’s Ark. Yes seriously, you really can learn a lot from Noah’s Ark. You know the story from the Book of Genesis, where old man Noah was told by God to build this humongous boat that was big enough to fill half a dozen […]
The Best Funny Noah
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Murphy and Feargus were riding on the London Underground and Murphy was sitting there, quietly reading his Bible. Feargus, who was sitting next to him, seeming amused to see Murphy reading the Bible, asked him, “You don’t really believe what they say in there, do you?” “Every word”, Murphy replied. […]
It rained and rained non stop for 40 days and 40 nights and the Earth was flooded. Noah’s Ark, with it’s precious cargo of all the creatures in the world, two of each, floated around for a while, so the Bible tells us, and then after the floodwaters began to […]
The Sunday school teacher was telling the children about the story of Noah’s Ark and asked his class, “Now children, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?” Little Johnny immediately stuck his hand in the air. The Sunday school teacher beckoned to […]