When you hear someone call out “Nine” as you walk past, you think it’s a good thing right? That’s not always strictly correct, as you will see from this short story. A man was meeting up with a friend in a bar, and as he walked in he noticed two […]
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Believe it or not, it may surprise you to know that teenagers have a lot in common with cats. For all of you parents who have teenage children or whose children were once teenagers, you may want to know what they really have in common with cats: Neither teenagers nor […]
Three lunatics approach their asylum doctor with a request for a weekend pass to the local city. “That’s impossible says the doctor. You are all nuts! You will just get lost and never come back”. However, the three lunatics wouldn’t relent, until finally, exasperated, the doctor says “OK! If you […]
A middle-aged couple had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. They had been married for a number of years, but finally decided to try one last time for the son that they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine months later she delivered […]
Mick was meeting a friend at the pub and as he went in he noticed two pretty girls looking at him. “Nine,” he heard one whisper as he passed them. Feeling pleased with himself, he swaggered over to his pal and told him a girl had just rated him a […]
This is a list of nine words that women use to intimidate men. Whatever you do, DO NOT just take these responses from your woman literally. Your life, or what’s left of it, could depend on how you respond to your other half saying any of the words below: Fine:This […]
