When you hear someone call out “Nine” as you walk past, you think it’s a good thing right? That’s not always strictly correct, as you will see from this short story. A man was meeting up with a friend in a bar, and as he walked in he noticed two […]
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Believe it or not, it may surprise you to know that teenagers have a lot in common with cats. Seriously, it’s true, I kid you not. It’s also true that neither teenagers or cats care about your furniture and are oblivious to how much anything costs. For all of you […]
Three lunatics approached their asylum doctor with a request for a weekend pass to visit the local city. “That’s impossible the doctor said. You are all nuts! You will just get lost and never come back and that will cause us all kinds of problems”. However, the three lunatics wouldn’t […]
A middle-aged couple had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. They had been married for a number of years, but finally decided to try one last time for the son that they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine months later she delivered […]
Michael was meeting a friend at the pub and as he walked, in he noticed that two pretty girls were looking at him. “Nine”, he heard one whisper as he walked past them. Feeling pleased with himself, Michael swaggered over to his friend and told him that a girl had […]
This is a list of nine words that women use to intimidate men. Whatever you do, DO NOT just take these responses from your woman literally. Your life, or what’s left of it, could depend on how you respond to your other half saying any of the words below: Fine:This […]