Our collection of Newspaper Jokes features funny stories from the newspapers, jokes about people reading the newpaper and more.
Don’t you just love it when newspaper headlines aren’t thought out too well and end up sounding really funny. Here are some of the best and funniets news headlines of the year, guaranteed to raise a smile. Note I didn’t say which year, as these are very old headlines, but […]
The Best Funny Newspaper Jokes
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Our collection of Newspaper Jokes features funny stories from the newspapers, jokes about people reading the newpaper and more.
The newspaper may be a source of news, but it’s also often a source of humorous stories. Of course newspapers can also be used in other ways, such as for swatting flies. Now that’s what I call versatile.
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Three Italian nuns died and went to heaven. Sure enough, St. Peter was there to greet them at the Pearly Gates. He said to the Italian nuns, “Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives down on Earth, that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to Earth […]
This is taken from a competition in a newspaper, in which it was proposed that English should have male and female nouns. Readers were asked to assign a gender to nouns of their choice and to explain their reasoning. These were the best submissions and very clever too in our […]
Bob was reading through the newspaper when he came upon a study that said women use more words than men. He was excited to prove to his wife, since he had believed for a long time that women in general and his wife in particular, talked way too much. So, […]
Two women dog owners were arguing over which of their dogs was smarter. The first woman bragged, “My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around. Then, he takes a newspaper and brings it to me”. The second woman replied, “I know”. The first […]
There is one thing that is certain in this world and that is if you don’t look busy at work, people will think you are being idle. So, here are ten commandments for looking like you are working hard, even when you are not. I don’t know about you, but […]
How to know whether you are ready to have kids or not? This is a great question that all couples who are thinking of having children should ask themselves. While babies and young children can be adorable, they can also be a nightmare to take care of, regardless of whether […]
Have you ever stopped and wondered what the newspaper headlines might be like in in 2030? The year 2030 is only ten years away, but if you think 2020 is bad (and it’s not over yet) and that “life as we know it” appears to be changing rapidly, who knows […]
Clarence and his wife were vacationing in Hawaii when a violent earthquake struck the island in the middle of the night. As soon as morning came, Clarence went down to the hotel lobby to read the newspaper and find out about what had happened during the night. As he was […]
A middle aged woman from America who was still a spinster, wanted to get married, but she was only willing to marry a man if he had never been with a woman before. After several unsuccessful years of searching for the right man to become her husband, she decided to […]
I recently went to visit my granddaughter and her husband and asked if I could borrow a newspaper. “This is the 21st century Granddad”, she said. “We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad”. I can tell you this. That fly never knew what hit him. As for […]
A recent newspaper reader survey of 50,000 people in the USA revealed some surprising results. Have you ever wondered what type of people read the newspapers and which newspapers they read? This survey provided some enlightening insights, but what was most surprising, however, is that experts have found the following […]