So Michael went to the phone box down the road and called the local newspaper office. “Is that the Galway Advertiser?” Michael asked. “Yes sir, it is to be sure”, […]
The Best Funny Newspaper Jokes
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Our collection of Newspaper Jokes features funny stories from the newspapers, jokes about people reading the newpaper and more.
The newspaper may be a source of news, but it’s also often a source of humorous stories. Of course newspapers can also be used in other ways, such as for swatting flies. Now that’s what I call versatile.
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Don’t you just love it when newspaper headlines aren’t thought out too well and end up sounding really funny. Here are some of the best and funniets news headlines of […]
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This is taken from a competition in a newspaper, in which it was proposed that English should have male and female nouns. Readers were asked to assign a gender to […]
Bob was reading through the newspaper when he came upon a study that said women use more words than men. He was excited to prove to his wife, since he […]
Two women dog owners were arguing one day over which of their dogs was the smartest. The first woman bragged, “My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for […]
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Clarence and his wife were vacationing in Hawaii when a violent earthquake struck the island in the middle of the night. As soon as morning came, Clarence went down to […]
A middle aged woman from America who was still a spinster, wanted to get married, but she was only willing to marry a man if he had never been with […]
I recently went to visit my granddaughter and her husband and asked if I could borrow a newspaper. “This is the 21st century Granddad”, she said. “We don’t waste money […]