So the young couple left the church where they had been just married, said farefell to their families and friends and drove a couple of hours to the hotel that they had booked for the first night of their honeymoon. The hotel had kindly left a bottle of champagne in […]
The Best Funny Newlywed Jokes
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Don’t you just love newlywed jokes? We have a good collection of them here, which we hope you get some good laughs out of.
Young people who just got married for the first time can be so naive, that’s where a lot of newlywed jokes originate. From making mistakes during the wedding ceremony to not knowing what to do on their first night of wedded bliss, it’s a whole new world out there being a newlywed.
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A pair of Irish newlyweds were on their way to Dublin to spend a few days in the “big city” for their honeymoon. The bride, who was a rather shy girl, was a bit embarrassed that people might see that they were honeymooners. So, when she and her husband pulled […]
A young cowboy and cowgirl got married and after the wedding the newlywed couple left for their honeymoon which was in a small town out west. While they were driving down the road in her new husband’s pickup truck, the new bride saw a bull and a cow having sex. […]
Some newly married friends of ours were spending a few days with us, when the topic of children came up in conversation over a few evening drinks. You know how newlyweds can be, full of great ideas, often ones they have spent years dreaming about, but as anyone who has […]
A newlywed couple were having one of their first upsets after the wife prepared what turned out to be a rather disastrous meal. Her husband was trying to console his new wife, who lay sprawled on the couch, totally frustrated with herself, embarrassed and sobbing uncontrollably. No matter what her […]
Do you believe in marital bliss? If you are married or have been married, did you imagine that life would just be wonderful all the time? Did you think that there would be no arguments, you would both live happily ever after, just living the perfect life? If you did […]
After their wedding, a newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have still married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune when he died?” “Oh Darling”, his new wife replied sweetly, “I would have married you no matter who left you a fortune”. Image used under a […]
Phillip and Gillian, a young couple, newlyweds who had only been married a week and who were both rather inexperienced in certain matters, paid a visit to their doctor. “I really can’t figure it out doctor and I’m really worried”, Phillip said, “my testicles are turning blue”. “That is really […]
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day, having a triple wedding to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. Nothing could have been better. It was a great day and the triple wedding went according to plan, with everyone having a great time, especially the three […]
At a wedding reception, the DJ questioned the wedding guests to see who had been married the longest. An elderly couple, who had been married for more than 60 years, was selected as the couple in the room who had been married for the longest time. The DJ asked them, […]