So the young couple left the church where they had been just married, said farefell to their families and friends and drove a couple of hours to the hotel that […]
The Best Funny Newlywed Jokes
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Don’t you just love newlywed jokes? We have a good collection of them here, which we hope you get some good laughs out of.
Young people who just got married for the first time can be so naive, that’s where a lot of newlywed jokes originate. From making mistakes during the wedding ceremony to not knowing what to do on their first night of wedded bliss, it’s a whole new world out there being a newlywed.
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A pair of Irish newlyweds were on their way to Dublin to spend a few days in the “big city” for their honeymoon. The bride, who was a rather shy […]
A young cowboy and cowgirl got married and after the wedding the newlywed couple left for their honeymoon which was in a small town out west. While they were driving […]
Some newly married friends of ours were spending a few days with us, when the topic of children came up in conversation over a few evening drinks. You know how […]
A newlywed couple were having one of their first upsets after the wife prepared what turned out to be a rather disastrous meal. Her husband was trying to console his […]
Do you believe in marital bliss? If you are married or have been married, did you imagine that life would just be wonderful all the time? Did you think that […]
After their wedding, a newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have still married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune when he died?” “Oh Darling”, his […]
Phillip and Gillian, a young couple, newlyweds who had only been married a week and who were both rather inexperienced in certain matters, paid a visit to their doctor. “I […]
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day, having a triple wedding to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. Nothing could have been better. It was […]
At a wedding reception, the DJ questioned the wedding guests to see who had been married the longest. An elderly couple, who had been married for more than 60 years, […]