The Best Funny New York Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:NYC_Manhattan_Skyline_2.JPGNew York Jokes are numerous and hilarious and we have a great collection of funny jokes about both New York City and New York State here on The Laughline.

If you are looking for New York Jewish Jokes, Italian Jokes, Puerto Rican Jokes and more, we have them here.

Laughing works wonders for your health, so please can you help us to get the world laughing by sharing our jokes with your friends and contacts on Social Media. Together we can get the world laughing.


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A Blonde Flying First Class

The flight attendant on a plane that was headed to New York approached a blonde woman who was sitting in the first class section, requesting that she move to a […]

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Newspaper Reader Survey

A recent newspaper reader survey of 50,000 people in the USA revealed some surprising results. Have you ever wondered what type of people read the newspapers and which newspapers they […]

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The World Famous Specialist

Mordechai went to consult a world famous specialist about his medical problem. After the visit Mordechai asked the specialist, “How much do I owe you?” “My fee is five hundred […]

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Veal Parmigiana

A customer in a small family fun Italian restaurant in New York enjoyed his plate of veal parmigiana so much, that he asked if he could speak to the chef. […]

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Not All Blonde Women Are Dumb

Blonde women are often stereotyped as being dumb, but have you ever thought that not everyone fits their stereotype, and just maybe, not all blonde women can be judged equally. […]

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Alternative USA State Slogans

We all know that the states in the USA have slogans, for example California has the slogan “The Golden State”, Arizona is known as “The Grand Canyon State”, Florida is […]

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Death In The Family

A  man walks into a bar in New York and sees an Irish friend sitting at a table, drinking all by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “Murphy, you look […]

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The Secret To A Happy Marriage

Fortunately, my wife and I have found the secret to a happy marriage, making a marriage work and we do (for the most part at least) have a happy marriage. […]

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Getting The Family Together

Sometimes as you know, it gets harder for a family to meet up, even for important events. This is a “supposedly” true story about getting the family together. An elderly […]

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Definitely Not A Yellow Cab!

Two New York cab drivers met for lunch one day and one of them, who was driving a regular yellow Checker cab, was totally shocked when he saw that the […]

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Tell The Truth

I know that parents should try and shield their children from things that ought to be beyond their years, but sometimes I think it’s better to tell the truth, rather […]

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New York Yankees

Three nuns went to a baseball game to see the New York Yankees, still dressed in their habits, as nuns do, I mean you never ever see a nun out […]