A man and his wife are walking around New York, when they find a perfume shop. The wife goes into the shop, while her husband waits outside. A few moments later, a hooker comes along and says to him, “Like to come home with me, buddy?” “For how much?”, asks […]
Jokes tagged as: New York Jokes
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The flight attendant on a plane that was headed to New York approached a blonde woman who was sitting in the first class section, requesting that she move toa seat in economy because she had only purchased an economy class ticket. The woman replied to the flight attendant, “I’m blonde, […]
Mordechai goes to consult a world famous specialist about his medical problem. After the visit Mordechai asks, “How much do I owe you?” “My fee is five hundred dollars,” replies the physician. “Five hundred dollars? That’s impossible. No one charges that much!” “In your case,” the doctor replies, “I suppose […]
Blonde women are often stereotyped as being dumb, but have you ever thought that not everyone fits their stereotype, and just maybe, not all blonde women can be judged equally. Here is an example of a blonde woman who was not as dumb as she was perceived to be. A […]
We know that the states in the USA all have slogans, for example California has the slogan “The Golden State”, Arizona is known as “The Grand Canyon State”, Florida is “The Sunshine State” etc. Well, this is a list of alternative state slogans that you might find amusing, and sadly […]
A man walks into a bar in New York and sees an Irish friend sitting at a table, drinking all by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “Murphy, you look terrible, what on earth is the problem?” “My mother died in June,” Murphy said, “and left me $10,000”. “Gee, that’s […]
Some marriages work, while others don’t, which is great if yours does work, but life can be hell if you are in a marriage that just isn’t working. Fortunately, my wife and I have found the secret to making a marriage work, and we do (for the most part at […]
An elderly man in Florida calls his son who lives in New York. The father says to the son, “I hate to tell you, but we’ve got some troubles here in the house. Your mother and I can’t stand each other anymore, and we’re getting a divorce. I’ve had it! […]
Two New York cab drivers met one day. One was driving a regular yellow Checker cab, and the other was driving a bizarrely colored cab, what you could only describe as Definitely Not A Yellow Cab! “Hey,” asked the yellow cab driver, “what’s the idea of painting one side of […]
I know that parents should try and sheild their children from things that ought to be beyond their years, but sometimes it’s better to tell them the truth, rather than make up a phony story. The problem arises when a mother tries to hide the truth from her young daughter, […]
