Blonde women are often stereotyped as being dumb, but have you ever thought that not everyone fits their stereotype, and just maybe, not all blonde women can be judged equally. Here is an example of a blonde woman who was not as dumb as she was perceived to be. A […]
Jokes tagged as: new york
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A man walks into a bar in New York and sees an Irish friend sitting at a table, drinking all by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “Murphy, you look terrible, what on earth is the problem?” “My mother died in June,” Murphy said, “and left me $10,000”. “Gee, that’s […]
Some marriages work, while others don’t, which is great if yours does work, but life can be hell if you are in a marriage that just isn’t working. Fortunately, my wife and I have found the secret to making a marriage work, and we do (for the most part at […]
An elderly man in Florida calls his son who lives in New York. The father says to the son, “I hate to tell you, but we’ve got some troubles here in the house. Your mother and I can’t stand each other anymore, and we’re getting a divorce. I’ve had it! […]
Two New York cab drivers met one day. One was driving a regular yellow Checker cab, and the other was driving a bizarrely colored cab, what you could only describe as Definitely Not A Yellow Cab! “Hey,” asked the yellow cab driver, “what’s the idea of painting one side of […]
I know that parents should try and sheild their children from things that ought to be beyond their years, but sometimes it’s better to tell them the truth, rather than make up a phony story. The problem arises when a mother tries to hide the truth from her young daughter, […]
Three nuns went to a baseball game to see the New York Yankees, still dressed in their habits, as nuns do. Three Yankees fans were sitting directly behind them, but because the nuns habits were partially blocking their view of the game, the men decided to heckle the nuns, hoping […]
A sales executive was helping a new blonde trainee prepare for her first weekend sales convention. Upon their arrival in New York, the boss showed her the best places to eat, shop, and stay. The following morning, as the group was organizing their material for the days presentation, the executive […]
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath, and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says to the priest, “Father, have you been drinking?” “Just water,” […]
A man from New York wins the lottery big time, overnight he became a millionaire many times over. He had always loved the old Western movies, and had always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch, so he decided to buy himself the spread of his dreams and moved to […]