Have you heard the one about the five young bulls? Ok, so there were these five young bulls who were standing around in their pasture on the farm, as bulls do, discussing what they wanted to be when they grew up. The first bull proudly announced that he wanted to […]
The Best Funny New York Jokes
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New York Jokes are numerous and hilarious and we have a great collection of funny jokes about both New York City and New York State here on The Laughline.
If you are looking for New York Jewish Jokes, Italian Jokes, Puerto Rican Jokes and more, we have them here.
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Late one night, a woman who was totally naked and obviously very drunk, jumped into a New York City taxi. The cab driver, who was an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He kept staring at her and made no attempt to start the […]
A woman was at her hairdresser’s in New York, getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to her hairdresser, who responded, “Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty. You’re crazy to go to Rome”. A […]
Helen was returning from a trip to visit her grandmother in Canada. She was driving down the highway when she was stopped by a state trooper in New York for exceeding the speed limit. She was so grateful that he gave her a warning instead of a ticket, that she […]
People from different places often have different driving styles, but have you ever looked at someone driving strangely and wondered where they might come from? Here are some simple guidelines for helping you determine where a driver comes from. We can’t guarantee the answer is correct in every case, but […]
Mr Johnson loved living on Staten Island in New York, but the one thing he wasn’t crazy about was the Staten Island Ferry. If you missed a ferry late at night, you had to spend the next hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan, which was really […]
An elderly Jewish taxi driver in New York City was parked waiting for a fare when along staggered a woman who was clearly drunk, but not only that, she was stark naked, shoeless even. The drunk naked woman staggered right up to his taxi, opened the door, more fell than […]
Two merchants from a small town in the Midwest, were attending a conference in New York City, it was the first time for either of them that they had seen such things as skyscrapers, big hotels, wide streets full of traffic etc, they were in awe. In the evening, there […]
There is an exclusive apartment building in Manhattan in which many United Nations representatives live, including a mysterious holy man from India, a mystic. A butcher, who had a flourishing business next to the apartment building, was constantly berated by the holy man for selling beef. Cattle, of course, are […]
One day, a young woman was driving along the highway when she was pulled over for speeding. The New York State Trooper walked up to her car and flipped open his ticket book. The woman rolled down her car window and said, “I bet you are going to sell me […]
Last fall my husband and I purchased an old house in northern New York State from two elderly sisters and it became our new house. Having moved into our new house and with Winter fast approaching, I was concerned about the house’s lack of insulation. I’m used to living somewhere […]
A man and his wife are walking around New York, when they find a perfume shop. The wife goes into the shop, while her husband waits outside. A few moments later, a hooker comes along and says to him, “Like to come home with me, buddy?” “For how much?”, asks […]