A woman was at her hairdresser’s in New York, getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to her hairdresser, who responded, “Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty. You’re crazy to go to Rome”. A […]
The Best Funny New York Jokes
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Helen was returning from a trip to visit her grandmother in Canada. She was stopped by a state trooper in New York for exceeding the speed limit. She was so grateful that he gave her a warning instead of a ticket, that she gave him a small bag of my […]
Mr Johnson loved living on Staten Island in New York, but the one thing he wasn’t crazy about was the Staten Island Ferry. If you missed a ferry late at night, you had to spend the next hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan, which was really […]
An elderly Jewish taxi driver in New York City was parked waiting for a fare when along staggered a woman who was clearly drunk, but not only that, she was stark naked, shoeless even. The drunk naked woman staggered right up to his taxi, opened the door, more fell than […]
Two merchants from a small town in the Midwest, were attending a conference in New York City, it was the first time for either of them that they had seen such things as skyscrapers, big hotels, wide streets full of traffic etc, they were in awe. In the evening, there […]
There is an exclusive apartment building in Manhattan in which many United Nations representatives live, including a mysterious holy man from India, a mystic. A butcher, who had a flourishing business next to the apartment building, was constantly berated by the holy man for selling beef. Cattle, of course, are […]
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. The New York State Trooper walked up to her car, and flipped open his ticket book. The woman rolled down her car window and said, “I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball”. The police […]
Last fall my husband and I purchased an old house in northern New York State from two elderly sisters. Having moved into our new house and with Winter fast approaching, I was concerned about the house’s lack of insulation. “If they could live here all those years, so can we!” […]
A man and his wife are walking around New York, when they find a perfume shop. The wife goes into the shop, while her husband waits outside. A few moments later, a hooker comes along and says to him, “Like to come home with me, buddy?” “For how much?”, asks […]
The flight attendant on a plane that was headed to New York approached a blonde woman who was sitting in the first class section, requesting that she move to a seat in economy because she had only purchased an economy class ticket. The woman replied to the flight attendant, “I’m […]
