I know that parents should try and sheild their children from things that ought to be beyond their years, but sometimes it’s better to tell them the truth, rather than make up a phony story. The problem arises when a mother tries to hide the truth from her young daughter, […]
Jokes tagged as: new york
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Three nuns went to a baseball game to see the New York Yankees, still dressed in their habits, as nuns do. Three Yankees fans were sitting directly behind them, but because the nuns habits were partially blocking their view of the game, the men decided to heckle the nuns, hoping […]
A sales executive was helping a new blonde trainee prepare for her first weekend sales convention. Upon their arrival in New York, the boss showed her the best places to eat, shop, and stay. The following morning, as the group was organizing their material for the days presentation, the executive […]
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath, and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says to the priest, “Father, have you been drinking?” “Just water,” […]
A man from New York wins the lottery big time, overnight he became a millionaire many times over. He had always loved the old Western movies, and had always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch, so he decided to buy himself the spread of his dreams and moved to […]
Two southern girls were sitting on their front porch one evening, having a chat about life. One of the girls had just arrived back from New York, and she was telling her girlfriend about some of the sites she had seen during her first trip to the big city. In […]
Chin-Chin the giant panda was placed on trial for entering a New York City restaurant, eating dinner, pulling out a machine gun, and shooting out the windows and doors. The judge looked at Chin-Chin’s lawyer and proclaimed, “Thirty eyewitnesses saw your client pay for dinner, shoot up the place, and […]
Two immigrants arrive in America, and on their first day off the boat they wander around New York City, to see the sights that Manhattan has to offer. They are amazed at everything they see, from the Empire State Building to Grand Central Station, and the myriad flashing lights and […]
William and Howard are two college students in New York City. One day, they are riding the subway on their way to college, when a beggar approaches them and asks for spare change. William adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Howard, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls […]
A Japanese man walked into the currency exchange in Manhattan in New York with 2,000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he went to the currency exchange again, handed over 2,000 yen and was handed $66. Puzzled as to why he only received $66 when the previous […]