A man walked up to the cashier in a New Mexico grocery store and asked rudely, “Hey, how much for these jalapeño peppers?” He pronounced it “joe-la-pen-oh” not “ha-la-peen-yo“. The cashier said to him politely, “Sir, that’s not what those peppers are called”. The man replied, “Listen, buddy, this is […]
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A man was brought to Mercy Hospital and went in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy waiting by his bed. “Mr. Smith, you’re going to be just fine,” the nun said while patting his […]