Three men were sitting talking over a few beers and bragging about how they had given their wives new duties to perform, the man naturally being the boss of the house if you know what I mean. The first man was married to a woman from Alabama. He bragged that […]
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People from different places often have different driving styles, but have you ever looked at someone driving strangely and wondered where they might come from? Here are some simple guidelines for helping you determine where a driver comes from. We can’t guarantee the answer is correct in every case, but […]
The IRS rejected a tax return from a man who lived in New Jersey, after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly. In response to the question, “Do you have anyone dependent on you?”, the man had written: 9.5 million illegal immigrants 1.1 million crack heads3.4 million unemployable scroungers […]
Recently, I called to make a reservation on a small charter plane that is based at a regional airport in New Jersey. I knew that I would be flying in a very small plane, so I was not surprised when the clerk said, “The plane is very full with baggage […]
One dark night in a small town in New Jersey, a fire started inside the local sausage factory. As happens all too often with building fires, in the blink of an eye the building was completely engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments in the […]
Have you heard about the new archaeological discoveries in New York? After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York archaeologists found traces of copper wire that dated back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than […]