I bumped into my hot Chinese neighbour earlier as I was coming back from shopping. I invited her in for a coffee and we sat in my living room chatting for a while, when she told me she was desperate for a roger. Well, who was I to refuse her, […]
The Best Funny neighbor jokes
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I guess it’s not uncommon to find two brothers who are always getting into trouble in their neighborhood. This happened with young brothers Billy and Bobby and it got so bad that the people in the neighborhood started complaining to their parents about the boys. Being really fed up with […]
The doorbell rang and the lady of the house opened her front door to find a workman, who was standing there holding a box of tools. “Good morning Madam”, he said, “I’m the piano tuner”. The lady looked puzzled and questioned him, “I’m sorry, I didn’t send for a piano […]
It was just a week after the new school year started and as usual the O’Connor brothers were already in trouble. While the other students had already been studying hard, the O’Connor brothers had already turned up late for class twice and hadn’t done their homework. So, when they turned […]
When his health began to fail after he retired, Bill’s doctor recommended that he moved to somewhere healthier to live. So, after some research about places that were hot and cold, wet and dry, even inland or on the coast, Bill decided to move to a small town in Texas. […]
Murphy’s wife went to the Police Station with her neighbour, Mrs O’Shea, to report that her husband had gone missing. The police officer at the desk asked her for a description of him. Murphy’s wife said, “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot tall, with dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an […]
This is a Top Ten List of extracts from actual letters sent to Housing Associations by renters. Whether these are actually actual (do you like that wording) or fabricated responses, we found them pretty funny and hope you do as well. I guess we have all written something without checking […]
Harry’s wife really loved singing, she just absolutely loved to sing, so she decided to join the church choir. Very often his wife would practice her singing while she was in the kitchen preparing their dinner. Whenever his wife would start singing a song in the kitchen, Harry would head […]
Three women neighbors always hung their laundry out to dry on the washing line in the back yard. When it rained, however, their laundry always got wet if it was hanging out. All the laundry, that was, except for Veronica’s. Her laundry never ever ended up getting wet. The other […]
Hey folks, I have a new neighbor. She’s young, she’s single, she lives right across the street and I can see her place from my patio! This evening, I watched as she got home from work. She got out of her car, showing a lot of leg as she did […]
A good neighbour went to visit her friend to check on her and much to her dismay she found the young woman sitting at the kitchen table, looking really depressed. She was staring blankly at a half empty cup of coffee, the sink was full of dirty dishes and her […]
Two neighbors were out in their backyards chatting over the fence. One mother was bragging about her son to her neighbor about her son. She was saying, “Our son is a college student now. Why, he is so smart, every time we get a letter from him we have to […]