The curator of an art gallery once commissioned an artist to create a painting that depicted General Custer’s last thoughts at the Battle Of The Little Bighorn. Three weeks later, the artist turned up at the art gallery, with a large package, containing the painting. He unwrapped this in front […]
The Best Funny Native American Jokes
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These used to be Indian Jokes and just to be politically correct, we are now calling them Native American Jokes instead.
Over many years a lot of Native American Jokes have been told, about the Apaches, Comanches, Sioux and many other tribes that are spread across the USA.
We love Cowboy and Indian jokes, so expect to find a growing number of these as time goes on.
We hope you enjoy them and as always, please share them to help spread the word about our site.
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A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever, physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor said to her, “Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find no problems with you, however I did notice […]
A tourist who was travelling out west, visited an Indian Reservation, thinking to broaden his knowledge of the Native American culture. Knowing that Native Americans are given traditional names, the tourist asked the Indian chief what his wife’s name was. The old Indian chief replied, “She is called Five Horses”. […]
A cowboy was doing what cowboys do best, riding the range on his horse, when a band of renegade Indians captured him, tied the cowboy up and took him back to their camp. That night, the Indians had a pow wow to decide what to do with the cowboy. The […]
An Native American walked into a cafe, with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He walked up to the waiter and said to him: “Want coffee.” The waiter replied, “Sure. Coming right up.” He got the Native American a tall mug of coffee […]
Two cowboys came upon an Indian who was lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stopped and said to the other, “You see that Indian over there?” “Yeah”, the other cowboy replied. “Look”, the first cowboy said, “he’s listening to the ground. He […]
The old indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking the ceremonial pipe, while keeping an eye on the two US government officials that had been sent to interview him. “Chief,” one Government official began, “you have observed the white man for many generations, you have seen his […]
A businessman boarded his flight at Chicago O’Hare airport, and was lucky enough to find himself sitting next to a gorgeous woman. They exchanged a brief “hello” and while looking over at her during the flight, he noticed that she was reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asked her […]
Is the winter going to be cold this year? That’s a good question for the Native American Indians. It was late fall one year and the Indians who lived in a village on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to […]
A lawyer and a Native American Indian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Indians are so dumb that he could get one over on him easy, and asks if the Indian would like to play a fun game. The Indian is […]