Late one night, a woman who was totally naked and obviously very drunk, jumped into a New York City taxi. The cab driver, who was an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He kept staring at her and made no attempt to start the […]
The Best Funny Naked Jokes
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Two old women, Mabel and Hilda, were sitting on a park bench outside the local Town Hall, where a flower show was being held. Mabel leaned over and said, “You know Hilda, life is really boring isn’t it. We never seem to have any fun these days, at least not […]
An elderly Jewish taxi driver in New York City was parked waiting for a fare when along staggered a woman who was clearly drunk, but not only that, she was stark naked, shoeless even. The drunk naked woman staggered right up to his taxi, opened the door, more fell than […]
I’d like to tell you about the time my husband told me about the miraculous properties of toilet paper. I was fresh out of the shower and I was standing completely naked in front of the full length mirror in the bedroom, looking at the imperfections in my body, when […]
A middle aged woman from America who was still a spinster, wanted to get married, but she was only willing to marry a man if he had never been with a woman before. After several unsuccessful years of searching for the right man to become her husband, she decided to […]
It was a record breaking hot sunny day in County Galway, Ireland and Murphy decided to go sunbathing naked on the beach at Dogs Bay in Connemara, the finest sandiest beach in the whole of County Galway. For the sake of civility and to keep his private parts from getting […]
Two croupiers are sitting looking rather bored at the roulette table in the casino. Up to now it’s been a fairly quiet afternoon at their table, when suddenly a very attractive blonde woman enters the casino and bets $20,000 on a spin of the wheel. As she does so, she […]
To see a naked woman on the golf course. To some people it would be a dream come true, but to those whose mind is set on the game of golf itself, it would purely be a distraction. One day, a really keen golfer was all ready to tee off […]