An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel, when he came upon a casket that contained a mummy. Now, since this was a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the least, having examining the mummy, he called the curator of the Israel Museum in Jerusalem. “I have […]
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A novice insurance agent visited the British Museum, and while he was there, he accidentally knocked over a statue. Hearing the tremendous crash, the museum curator practically ran up to the man and said to him, “That’s a two thousand year old statue that you’ve broken!” The insurance agent replied, […]
An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While looking at the Tyrannosaurus Rex exhibit, he said to the person standing next to him: “This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old”. The man asked him, “Where did you get this exact information?” The accountant replied, “I was here […]
We were at the children’s museum which is full of hands-on arts and craft things, and she was playing with some pieces of metal, screws and nuts, sticking them to a magnetized board to make a picture. “What’s that” I asked, “a face?” “Yes” she said. “Well what are all […]
