Paddy and his wife Siobhan were visiting The Museum Of Modern Art for the first time. Siobhan turned to an attendant who was standing nearby and asked him, “I suppose this is one of those hideous representations that you call modern art?” “No madam”, the attendant replied, “that exhibit is […]
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An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel, when he came upon a casket that contained a mummy. Now, since this was a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the least, having examining the mummy, he called the curator of the Israel Museum in Jerusalem. “I have […]
A novice insurance agent visited the British Museum, and while he was there, he accidentally knocked over a statue. Hearing the tremendous crash, the museum curator practically ran up to the man and said to him, “That’s a two thousand year old statue that you’ve broken!” The insurance agent replied, […]
An accountant recently paid a visit to the Natural History museum. While he was looking at the Tyrannosaurus Rex exhibit, he remarked to another visitor who was standing next to him, “Did you know that this dinosaur is two million years and ten months old”. The man asked him, “Where […]
The other week we were at the children’s museum, which is full of hands-on arts and craft things. My daughter was playing with some pieces of metal, screws and nuts, sticking them to a magnetized board to make a picture. “What’s that, a face?” I asked, looking at what she […]