Jokes tagged as:  Murphy Jokes

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Here’s a tribute to Murphy, a good old Irish name and one that is used frequently in Irish jokes. When you think of Irish names, it’s usually either Murphy, Paddy (Patrick) or Seamus that come to mind isn’t it. This is a collection of Irish jokes dedicated to good old Murphy.

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Accosted By A Nun

Murphy was walking down the road towards Mulligan’s bar, when he was accosted by a nun who was standing on the step outside the bar. As Murphy was about to walk into the bar, Sister Marie called out to him: “Surely a fine man like yourself is not going into […]

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Rubber Gloves

Murphy, who (at least in his own mind) was ever caring and sensitive to his wife’s needs, bought her a pair of rubber gloves for her birthday. When he later asked her how she was getting on with them, she said, “They’re really very good Murphy. When you’ve got them […]

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Skydiving

Murphy decided that he would like to try skydiving. So, he booked in with a skydiving club, went through the training course, got all kitted up, went up in the plane and jumped. After a fantastic free fall, he pulled the rip cord to open his parachute, but nothing happened. […]