Jokes tagged as:  murphy

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Murphy’s Hammer

In between jobs on the building site, Murphy decides to go and look at tools at the local building supply store. He stops and picks up a hammer, and appears to be examining it really closely. “Don’t make these like they used to”, he tells the man at the trade […]

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Death In The Family

A  man walks into a bar in New York and sees an Irish friend sitting at a table, drinking all by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “Murphy, you look terrible, what on earth is the problem?” “My mother died in June,” Murphy said, “and left me $10,000”. “Gee, that’s […]