Jokes tagged as:  Murphy Jokes

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Here’s a tribute to Murphy, a good old Irish name and one that is used frequently in Irish jokes. When you think of Irish names, it’s usually either Murphy, Paddy (Patrick) or Seamus that come to mind isn’t it. This is a collection of Irish jokes dedicated to good old Murphy.

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Bricks

Murphy and Patrick, two Irish labourers, wandering aimlessly across their work site, were asked by the foreman what they were doing. “We’re carrying these bricks to the other end of the site.” They told him. “What bricks?” He asked them “Will you look at that” says Murphy to Patrick. “We’ve […]

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Olives

Murphy walked into a bar and ordered a Martini, followed by another Martini. After each Martini, Murphy would remove the olives and place them in a jar. He kept this up for over an hour, by which time he was rather sozzled as you might imagine, and Patrick, the bartender […]

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Murphy’s Hammer

In between jobs on the building site, Murphy decides to go and look at tools at the local building supply store. He stops and picks up a hammer, and appears to be examining it really closely. “Don’t make these like they used to”, he tells the man at the trade […]

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Death In The Family

A  man walks into a bar in New York and sees an Irish friend sitting at a table, drinking all by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “Murphy, you look terrible, what on earth is the problem?” “My mother died in June,” Murphy said, “and left me $10,000”. “Gee, that’s […]