The Best Funny Murphy Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/03/the_5_irish_drinkers_who_most_embody_the_irish_dru.phpWe have almost 100 of the best funny Murphy jokes here. If you love Murphy Jokes, well this is a tribute to Murphy, a good old Irish name and one that is used frequently in Irish jokes. This is a huge collection of Irish jokes dedicated to good old Murphy.

When you think of names for Irish characters in Irish jokes, it’s usually either Murphy, Paddy (Patrick) or Seamus that come to mind isn’t it. Don’t forget his best friend Paddy either, we also have a great collection of Paddy Jokes.


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Patrick Murphy And Seamus

Patrick, Murphy and Seamus staggered out of a pub in Dublin and flagged down a passing taxi. The taxi driver stopped and seeing that they were so inebriated when they […]

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The Stammerers Action Group

Bridget had been working with her “Stammerers Action Group” for some time, but she was struggling to make progress with anyone in the group. She had tried every technique in […]

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Bottles Of Guinness

Murphy and Paddy were driving south from Dublin to Cork and they were both laughing and telling jokes as they were driving and were also drinking bottles of Guinness Stout. […]

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Murphy’s Chainsaw

Murphy bought himself a chainsaw which according to the salesman in the shop was guaranteed to cut down 30 trees in an hour. Murphy started using it, but he was […]

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Speeding Offense

Murphy was forced to take a day off from work to appear in court for a speeding offense after he got caught driving too fast by a traffic camera. He […]

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Driving Home From The Pub

So Paddy and Murphy were driving home from the pub, having spent the whole afternoon there, drinking one pint of Guinness after the other. Suddenly, Paddy started screaming, “Murphy, look […]

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Burglary Trial

Right before Murphy was due to stand up in court on a burglary trial, the judge gave the defendant two options. “Mr. Murphy”, the judge said, “since you claim that […]

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Rich Widow

Murphy married a rich widow, but it wasn’t long before their marriage tuened out to be a really unhappy one. Practically every day it was one argument after another with […]

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Bladder Infection

Murphy went to see the doctor because he had ended up with a bladder infection. As you might imagine a bladder infection can be rather painful and Murphy put off […]

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The Way To Balbriggan

Murphy was walking home down a country lane when a car pulled up alongside him, stopped and the driver wound his window down. “Could you tell me the way to […]

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Murphy’s Trip To Paris

Murphy owned a furniture store in Dublin. His business was quite successful and he decided it would be a good idea to expand the line of furniture that he sold […]