Jokes tagged as:  Murphy Jokes

30 posts

Here’s a tribute to Murphy, a good old Irish name and one that is used frequently in Irish jokes. When you think of Irish names, it’s usually either Murphy, Paddy (Patrick) or Seamus that come to mind isn’t it. This is a collection of Irish jokes dedicated to good old Murphy.

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Female_Nude_Reading_by_Robert_Delaunay,_San_Diego_Museum_of_Art.JPG

Nude Painting

One day, a beautiful young English woman arrived at Murphy’s house in a stretch limousine and asked if he would paint her in the nude. Now Murphy, who lived in a small town in County Clare in Ireland, while not a brilliant scholar, was a hugely gifted portrait artist. Over […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.needpix.com/photo/1483661/objects-brick-bricks-pile-usedbricks-construction-claybrick

Bricks

Murphy and Patrick, two Irish labourers, wandering aimlessly across their work site, were asked by the foreman what they were doing. “We’re carrying these bricks to the other end of the site.” They told him. “What bricks?” He asked them “Will you look at that” says Murphy to Patrick. “We’ve […]