It was the opening night of the latest production at the theatre, it was a murder mystery play. A Scotsman went up to the ticket office, only to learn that the show was completely sold out. He found an usher and pleaded with him, in his Scottish brogue (just read […]
Jokes tagged as: murder
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A member of the local Garda, the Irish police force, calls his local police station on the car radio. “Hello, is that you, Sarge?” he says. “Yes”, the Sarge’s voice comes back, “Is that you Murphy?” “Yes it’s me, Murphy” he replied. “We have a murder case here. A woman […]
A man was on trial for murder in Tennessee, and if he was convicted, he would get the electric chair. The man’s brother was trying to find a way that he might get him off, and when he found out that there was a redneck juror, he thought it would […]
