A blonde walked into a police station and asked to speak to the police chief. When the police chief came out, she told him that she wanted to be a police officer. The police chief said, “Come in my office and let me ask you a few questions”. So, the […]
The Best Funny murder
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It was the opening night of the latest production at the theatre, it was a murder mystery play. A Scotsman went up to the ticket office, only to learn that the show was completely sold out. He found an usher and pleaded with him, in his Scottish brogue (just read […]
One day, two deputies in the Sheriff’s Office were sent to a farmhouse to answer an emergency call. When they walked into the farmhouse, a quick search revealed the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the bedroom. They had been shot to death. When they went to […]
A member of the local Garda, the Irish police force, calls his local police station on the car radio. “Hello, is that you, Sarge?” he says. “Yes”, the Sarge’s voice comes back, “Is that you Murphy?” “Yes it’s me, Murphy” he replied. “We have a murder case here. A woman […]
I guess the last thing you want if you are on trial for murder is to have a redneck juror. A man was on trial for murder in Tennessee and if he was convicted, he would almost certainly get the electric chair. The man’s brother was trying to find a […]