One rainy afternoon when he couldn’t think of anything to do, an old man decided to do something that he hadn’t done for many years, he went to see a movie. So he travelled from his rural home town into the city and went into the movie theater. After buying […]
The Best Funny Movie Theater Jokes
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We have some good Movie Theater Jokes for you to enjoy, or if you are in the UK, make that Movie Theatre Jokes or Cinema Jokes even.
Lots of funny things happen inside the Movie Theater, outside as well. It’s a great topic for some funny stories.
We hope you enjoy this selection and if you have any more for us, please let us know. We are always looking for more jokes, funny pictures and videos to add to our collection.
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