A couple invited some people over for a dinner party. When the meal was ready to be served, the mother turned to her six year old daughter and asked her, “Would you Like to say the blessing?” “I wouldn’t know what to say”, the little girl replied. “Just say what […]
The Best Funny Mother Jokes
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Little Martha was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother told her, “That’s because your stomach is empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it”. So, little Martha went and grabbed a cookie and stopped pestering her Mother. The following day, the pastor was having lunch […]
A young girl and her Mother were out shopping one day at the mall, when the young girl asked her Mother, “Mommy, how old are you?” Her Mother said “Honey, women don’t talk about their age. You will learn that later on in life”. A little while later, the young […]
Jewish mothers have been stereo-typed over the years as the figurehead that holds a family together, a tower of strength, yet one who will ruthlessly criticise her family, especially if they don’t meet with her strict standards. Have you ever wondered about famous people from the past (or indeed the […]
This is a child’s view of thunderstorms, When you read this, you will never think of Thunderstorms the same way again. A young girl walked to and from school every day. One morning the weather looked a little dubious and dark clouds were forming, but the young girl still went […]
Don’t you just love the way that children think. This teacher had a surprise when she asked a pupil a question about how old his parents were and didn’t get the answer that she expected. A teacher asked her pupil, “Thomas, if both of your parents were born in 1980, […]
A young blonde woman went into the office one morning and she was crying her eyes out. Her boss, naturally concerned about the well being of all his employees, asked her sympathetically, “What’s the matter Tracy?” The blonde woman replied, “Early this morning I got a phone call to say […]
A family of skunks was trapped in a thicket in the forest. They were completely surrounded by a pack of large, hungry wolves that kept edging closer and closer with every passing minute. The mother skunk calmly gave an instruction to her young, “Quickly children, let us put our heads […]
A blonde schoolgirl came home one evening, ran to her Mother and said, “Mummy, today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10! It’s good, innit?” “Yes, darling, […]
A university student was on a weekend trip home and said to his mother, “Mom, I decided that I want to major in political science and that I want to help to clean up the mess in the world!” “That is very nice of you”, his mother replied. “Maybe you […]
