Mothers! We all have them, we love them, some of us hate them, but the one thing many people love is mother jokes and we have a good collection of these here for you.
Ah the things that young children say and the questions that they ask. You can’t help but laugh, but at the same time it makes you so proud to be a parent doesn’t it. Read on for a selection of questions that young children have asked. These are so sweet […]
The Best Funny Mother Jokes
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Mothers! We all have them, we love them, some of us hate them, but the one thing many people love is mother jokes and we have a good collection of these here for you.
Mothers give us so many opportunities to make jokes that involve them. Whether it’s the funny things that Mothers say to us when we are younger, the way they try to control our relationships when we become adults, or the problems they cause us when they get older.
No matter what, Mothers are the topic of some of the best jokes around. We have quite a few of them here, hope you enjoy them.
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A mother was driving home from the shops when she decided to stop by at her son and daughter-in-law’s house. She knocked on the door, there was no answer. She tried the door, which was unlocked, so she decided to walk in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law, lying […]
Why are wedding dresses white? It must have been a very brave man who wrote this joke. If you are going to share it, I guess you are even braver. You are going to share this right, or are you a wimp? One day, a son asked his mother the […]
A couple invited some people over for a dinner party. When the meal was ready to be served, the mother turned to her six year old daughter and asked her, “Would you Like to say the blessing?” “I wouldn’t know what to say”, the little girl replied. “Just say what […]
Little Martha was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother told her, “That’s because your stomach is empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it”. So, little Martha went and grabbed a cookie and stopped pestering her Mother. The following day, the pastor was having lunch […]
A young girl and her Mother were out shopping one day at the mall, when the young girl asked her Mother, “Mommy, how old are you?” Her Mother said “Sweetie, women don’t talk about their age. You will learn that later on in life when you grow up”. A little […]
Jewish mothers have been stereo-typed over the years as the figurehead that holds a family together, a tower of strength, yet one who will ruthlessly criticise her family, especially if they don’t meet with her strict standards. Have you ever wondered about famous people from the past (or indeed the […]
This is a child’s view of thunderstorms, When you read this, you will never think of Thunderstorms the same way again. A young girl walked to and from school every day. One morning the weather looked a little dubious and dark clouds were forming, but the young girl still went […]
Don’t you just love the way that children think. This teacher had a surprise when she asked a pupil a question about how old his parents were and didn’t get the answer that she expected. A teacher asked her pupil, “Thomas, if both of your parents were born in 1980, […]
A young blonde woman went into the office one morning and she was crying her eyes out. Her boss, naturally concerned about the well being of all his employees, asked her sympathetically, “What’s the matter Tracy?” The blonde woman replied, “Early this morning I got a phone call to say […]