The paramedic arrived at the house to find it in darkness. He had responded to the emergency call on his own as there was a power cut in the area and it was a busy night for the emergency services. The house was very dark inside due to the power […]
The Best Funny Mother Jokes
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Looking for Mother jokes? Mothers! We all have them, we love them, some of us hate them, but the one thing many people love is mother jokes and we have a good collection of these here for you.
Mothers give us so many opportunities to make jokes that involve them. Whether it’s the funny things that Mothers say to us when we are younger, the way they try to control our relationships when we become adults, or the problems they cause us when they get older.
No matter what, Mothers are the topic of some of the best jokes around. We have quite a few of them here, hope you enjoy them.
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Let’s take a visionary look at the near future of US politics with the election of the first woman president. So the year is 2024 and the United States of America has recently elected the first woman president as well as the first Jewish president, Susan Goldberg. The president called […]
So a little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside the ladies dressing room for his Mom to come out after trying on some new outfits she has found. While he was waiting for his Mom, the little boy got rather bored and just when his […]
An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her to walk up the flight of steps. “Where would you like to sit?” he asked her politely. “The front row, please”, she answered. “You really don’t want to do that”, […]
A young man was shopping for a few items in the grocery store when he noticed an elderly lady following him around. He thought nothing of it, ignored her and carried on shopping, but he couldn’t help but notice that whichever aisle he was in, she was there close behind […]
A couple were dressed up and ready to have a romantic evening out at one of their favourite restaurants. They phoned for a taxi, turned on a night light, covered over their pet parrot and put the cat out in the back yard. The taxi arrived a short while after, […]
A mother was making pancakes for her two young sons, James who was five and John who was three. Well if you have ever cooked pancakes, you know how long it takes, so it wasn’t long before the boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their […]
On a train journey from London to York some years ago, when railway carriages had compartments and people regularly travelled by train, an American was sitting opposite an Englishman in the same compartment. The American had been looking at the Englishman for a while as they travelled through the English […]
I think I figured out why women go through menopause as they get older. I know menopause is a frustrating time for women, with the hot sweats, hormones all over the place, mood swings and more, but just think what could happen if women didn’t go through menopause and could […]
I was out walking with my four year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. Seeing what she was about to do, I quickly told her not to do that. “Why?”, she said, in that typical inquisitive four year old […]
Here’s a lovely poem entitled “Me Mudder”. I have no idea who wrote it, but it’s probably at least as old as I am, if not older. I hope you get a chuckle out of it as well like I did. When me prayers were poorly saidWho tucked me in […]
A mother was with her five year old son at the zoo, looking at the elephants in their enclosure. The five year old boy looked with amazement at the large beast and said to his mother, “Mom, what’s that long thing hanging down from the elephant?” His Mom replied, “That’s […]