The Best Funny Mother Jokes

121 posts

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.rawpixel.com/image/452365/mom-colorful-typographyLooking for Mother jokes? Mothers! We all have them, we love them, some of us hate them, but the one thing many people love is mother jokes and we have a good collection of these here for you.

Mothers give us so many opportunities to make jokes that involve them. Whether it’s the funny things that Mothers say to us when we are younger, the way they try to control our relationships when we become adults, or the problems they cause us when they get older.

No matter what, Mothers are the topic of some of the best jokes around. We have quite a few of them here, hope you enjoy them.


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.rawpixel.com/image/452365/mom-colorful-typography

Paramedic Ambulance. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/nathaninsandiego/3578168822

The Paramedic

The paramedic arrived at the house to find it in darkness. He had responded to the emergency call on his own as there was a power cut in the area […]

White House. Image used under a Collective Commons licence from https://www.rawpixel.com/image/4050095/june-26-2015

The First Woman President

Let’s take a visionary look at the near future of US politics with the election of the first woman president. So the year is 2024 and the United States of […]

Woman Trying On A Dress. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.rawpixel.com/image/5920127/photo-image-public-domain-shirt-blue

Shopping With His Mother

So a little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside the ladies dressing room for his Mom to come out after trying on some new outfits […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/old-church-country-church-church-591690/

Local Country Church

An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her to walk up the flight of steps. “Where would you […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/grocery-store-man-shopping-market-3802358/

The Grocery Store

A young man was shopping for a few items in the grocery store when he noticed an elderly lady following him around. He thought nothing of it, ignored her and […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/couple-together-holding-hands-2424928/

A Romantic Evening Out

A couple were dressed up and ready to have a romantic evening out at one of their favourite restaurants. They phoned for a taxi, turned on a night light, covered […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/pancakes-oven-pancake-week-menu-4787103/

Making Pancakes

A mother was making pancakes for her two young sons, James who was five and John who was three. Well if you have ever cooked pancakes, you know how long […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/travel-train-transport-559642/

A Train Journey From London To York

On a train journey from London to York some years ago, when railway carriages had compartments and people regularly travelled by train, an American was sitting opposite an Englishman in […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/grandma-child-grandmother-2378750/

Why Women Go Through Menopause

I think I figured out why women go through menopause as they get older. I know menopause is a frustrating time for women, with the hot sweats, hormones all over […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/son-mother-child-parent-young-kid-388523/

Me Mudder

Here’s a lovely poem entitled “Me Mudder”. I have no idea who wrote it, but it’s probably at least as old as I am, if not older. I hope you […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/elephant-pachyderm-tusks-animal-6932889/

Elephant’s Penis

A mother was with her five year old son at the zoo, looking at the elephants in their enclosure. The five year old boy looked with amazement at the large […]