The paramedic arrived at the house to find it in darkness. He had responded to the emergency call on his own as there was a power cut in the area […]
The Best Funny Mother Jokes
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Looking for Mother jokes? Mothers! We all have them, we love them, some of us hate them, but the one thing many people love is mother jokes and we have a good collection of these here for you.
Mothers give us so many opportunities to make jokes that involve them. Whether it’s the funny things that Mothers say to us when we are younger, the way they try to control our relationships when we become adults, or the problems they cause us when they get older.
No matter what, Mothers are the topic of some of the best jokes around. We have quite a few of them here, hope you enjoy them.
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