A young blonde woman went into the office one morning and she was crying her eyes out. Her boss, naturally concerned about the well being of all his employees, asked her sympathetically, “What’s the matter Tracy?” The blonde woman replied, “Early this morning I got a phone call to say […]
Jokes tagged as: Mother Jokes
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A family of skunks was trapped in a thicket in the forest. They were completely surrounded by a pack of large, hungry wolves that kept edging closer and closer with every passing minute. The mother skunk calmly gave an instruction to her young, “Quickly children, let us put our heads […]
A blonde schoolgirl came home one evening, ran to her Mother and said, “Mummy, today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10! It’s good, innit?” “Yes, darling, […]
A university student was on a weekend trip home and said to his mother, “Mom, I decided that I want to major in political science and that I want to help to clean up the mess in the world!” “That is very nice of you”, his mother replied. “Maybe you […]
A little boy went up to his father and asked him, “Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?” His father thought for a minute, then replied: “Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, ’cause I still have mine”. I can just imagine someone being in […]
A young mother came into my father’s insurance office recently, wheeling her newborn twins in a stroller. Like a man would, my father asked the young mother if she ever had any trouble telling the twins apart. She woman gave him a funny look and then replied, “No, I haven’t […]
My grandson Sammy, has worn glasses since he was three years old. I will always remember when he was in the first grade and came home one day, obviously very distressed. Wanting to find out what was the matter, his mother asked, “Sammy, what happened at school today to upset […]
Little Johnny and little Timmy were in the playground having an argument about their families and who had the best. “My father is better than your father”, said little Timmy. “No he’s not”, little Johnny replied. “Well, my brother is better than your brother”, little Timmy called back. “No he’s […]
A mother and father made a doctor’s appointment for their six year old son. With some hesitation, they explained to the doctor, that although their little Johnny appeared to be in good health, they were concerned that he had a rather small penis. After examining the young boy, the doctor […]
A young mother went to see her doctor because she was worried about her new baby. “Doctor”, she said, “since I had my baby I can’t sleep at night. When I am in the next room, I have this dreadful fear that I won’t hear the baby if he falls […]
