Jokes tagged as:  mother

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Things That My Mother Taught Me

These are a few of the things that my Mother taught me. Thanks Mum, I wouldn’t be who I am without you. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside – I just finished carpet cleaning!” My mother […]

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Wedding Day

The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready, and nothing could dampen Jennifer’s excitement, not even her parents’ nasty divorce. Her mother, Sheila, finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother of the bride EVER! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn […]

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Nagging Mothers

Mothers look after us and care for us, and sometimes it seems to us that they are always nagging, although we learn later, if not at the time, that they are really (in their mind at least) doing it for our own good. But sometimes as we get older and […]

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Married Life

I wonder how many of us men have had similar episodes to this happen during their married life… Of course these days it’s more likely to be a texted conversation, but back in the day… A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had a […]

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The New Mother

A new mother went to the psychiatrist because she was worried about her baby. “Doctor,” she said, “Since I had the baby I can’t sleep at night. When I’m in the next room, I have this dreadful fear that I won’t hear the baby if he falls out of the […]