A nun was in confession with her Mother Superior and they were discussing swearing and bad language. “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it”, the nun said. “When did you use this awful language?” asks the Mother Superior. The nun replied, “Well, I was […]
Jokes tagged as: mother superior
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Three nuns went to a baseball game to see the New York Yankees, still dressed in their habits, as nuns do, I mean you never ever see a nun out of habit do you. Three Yankees fans were sitting directly behind them, but because the nuns habits were partially blocking […]
A nun is walking down a dark street one evening when all of a sudden a mugger grabs her and drags her into the bushes. He has his way with her, then says, “Now what are you going to tell your Mother Superior?” The nun said, “I will tell her […]
Four novice nuns were getting ready to take their vows in the convent. They were all dressed in their white gowns, and as they came into the chapel with the Mother Superior, they were all ready to undergo the ceremony to marry them to Jesus, to make them “Brides of […]
