An old Mother Superior was dying. She was close to 100 years old and had lived a long and faithful live. The nuns in the convent were all gathered around her bed, trying to make her last journey comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink but she refused […]
The Best Funny mother superior
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A nun was in confession with her Mother Superior and they were discussing swearing and bad language. “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it”, the nun said. “When did you use this awful language?” asks the Mother Superior. The nun replied, “Well, I was […]
Three nuns went to a baseball game to see the New York Yankees, still dressed in their habits, as nuns do, I mean you never ever see a nun out of habit do you. Three New York Yankees fans were sitting directly behind them, but because the nuns habits were […]
Have you heard the story about the mugger and the nun? Yes or no, well it doesn’t matter, you are going to hear it now, grin! A nun was walking down a dark street one evening when all of a sudden a mugger grabbed her and dragged her into the […]
Four novice nuns were getting ready to take their vows in the convent. They were all dressed in their white gowns, and as they came into the chapel with the Mother Superior, they were all ready to undergo the ceremony to marry them to Jesus, to make them “Brides of […]