The Best Funny Mother-In-Law Jokes

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Your Mother-In-Law is stereotypically a nasty piece of work, destined to make your life with her son/daughter a living hell. That’s not always the case of course, but it does provide some wonderful material for funny mother-in-law jokes and stories.

I hope you enjoy this selection of mother-in-law jokes.

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The Unforeseen Possibility Of Sudden Death

A Bible study group was discussing one of those awkward topics, the unforeseen possibility of sudden death. “We will all die some day” said the leader of the discussion group. […]

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Horrible Nightmare

Have you heard the story about a man who went to see a psychiatrist and recounted a horrible nightmare that he had been having. “My mother-in-law was chasing me with […]

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Mother In Law With Attitude

Here’s a good story about a mother in law with attitude. A husband and wife had yet another really bad argument, the wife ended up really upset. So she called […]

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An Unusual Funeral Procession

A man was leaving a cafe after eating breakfast, when he noticed an unusual funeral procession moving along the street in front of him. A hearse carrying a coffin was […]

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New Pair Of Dress Shoes

A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a new pair of dress shoes, size eight. The obviously well trained salesman says to him, “But sir, by just […]

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What Happened Last Night

Two men are drinking in their local watering hole when one turns and says to his buddy, “You will never believe what happened last night.” His buddy says. “Well then, […]

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Mother-In-Law

A man goes over to his friend’s house,, his clothes are ripped and dirty and he is covered in bruises. His friend stares and says to him, “Oh Man, what […]

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Irish Courthouse

This is the scene one day in an Irish courthouse, during a murder case. The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, “Sean O’Flaherty, you are charged with beating your wife […]

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Hit And Run Victim

There was a screech of tyres and a THUD as a car hit a man who was walking along the sidewalk, and then a loud BANG as two cars collided. […]

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Santa’s Elves

One exceptionally cold December a long long time ago, four of Santa’s elves unfortunately fell ill. This was very unfortunate indeed, as it was set to be the busiest Christmas […]

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The Surprise

Michael and Denise had only been married a few months when he came home from work to be greeted with “Honey, I have a surprise for you”. “Oh”, said Michael, […]

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Jewish Women

This is a great collection of funny one liners about Jewish Women. They include jokes about how Jewish women treat their husbands and children, as well as their outlook on […]