A Bible study group was discussing one of those awkward topics, the unforeseen possibility of sudden death. “We will all die some day” said the leader of the discussion group. Several of the other members nodded their heads, signalling that they too understood the truth that life can’t go on […]
The Best Funny Mother-In-Law Jokes
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Have you heard the story about a man who went to see a psychiatrist and recounted a horrible nightmare that he had been having. “My mother-in-law was chasing me with a blood thirsty crocodile on a leash. It was terrifying”, the man told the psychiatrist. The man continued to relate […]
Here’s a good story about a mother in law with attitude. A husband and wife had yet another really bad argument, the wife ended up really upset. So she called up her mother and said, “Harry fought with me again, I am moving out and coming to live with you”. […]
A man was leaving a cafe after eating breakfast, when he noticed an unusual funeral procession moving along the street in front of him. A hearse carrying a coffin was followed by a second hearse which was also carrying a coffin. Behind the second hearse, was a solitary man walking […]
A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a new pair of dress shoes, size eight. The obviously well trained salesman says to him, “But sir, by just looking at your feet, you should need a size eleven or eleven and a half”. “Just bring me a size […]
Two men are drinking in their local watering hole when one turns and says to his buddy, “You will never believe what happened last night.” His buddy says. “Well then, tell me what happened.” The guy says, “Last night, just before bed time, the doorbell rang, and when I opened […]
A man goes over to his friend’s house,, his clothes are ripped and dirty and he is covered in bruises. His friend stares and says to him, “Oh Man, what on earth have you been doing?” The man replies, “I just got back from burying my mother-in-law”. His friend looks […]
This is the scene one day in an Irish courthouse, during a murder case. The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, “Sean O’Flaherty, you are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.” Suddenly, a voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, “You bastard!” The judge, […]
There was a screech of tyres and a THUD as a car hit a man who was walking along the sidewalk, and then a loud BANG as two cars collided. One of the cars immediately sped off into the distance and disappeared. A man who was the victim of the […]
One exceptionally cold December a long long time ago, four of Santa’s elves unfortunately fell ill. This was very unfortunate indeed, as it was set to be the busiest Christmas ever for the fat jolly man and now four of his best toy makers were unable to work. So poor […]
Michael and Denise had only been married a few months when he came home from work to be greeted with “Honey, I have a surprise for you”. “Oh”, said Michael, “what’s that then sweetheart?” “It’s great news”, Denise said, “very soon there will be three people living in this house […]
This is a great collection of funny one liners about Jewish Women. They include jokes about how Jewish women treat their husbands and children, as well as their outlook on life, family, money, appearance etc. You may remember the old Jewish Catskill comics of Vaudeville days: Shecky Greene, Red Buttons, […]