A man was visiting the monkey enclosure at the zoo and he was stood there, staring at an empty cage. A zoo keeper walked past and the man stopped him and asked, “Excuse me, but where are all the monkeys?” “It’s mating season”, the keeper replied, “they are all inside”. […]
The Best Funny Monkey Jokes
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Monkeys love to “monkey around” and make us laugh with their antics, so we decided to create a collection of Monkey Jokes for you to have a good laugh at.
At well as some funny Monkey Jokes, we also have some funny monkey videos that we are sure you will enjoy.
This covers monkeys as well as all other kinds of apes, such as chimpanzees, orangutans, baboons etc.
Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/monkeys-primates-family-4352588/
Have you ever sat and pondered over the meaning of life? Wouldn’t it be nice if we could have life explained to us? What is life anyway? It seems like all we do is grow up, work hard, grow old, and what for? But there is a reason for all […]
Monkey signs. This is an amazing story about a monkey who could communicate by sign language. Well, it’s not exactly amazing, it’s just a joke, but a monkey communicating by using signs? Come on it’s worth a read. If you like it, share with a few friends. If you don’t […]
A big old lion woke up one morning in the heart of the African jungle, feeling really rowdy and mean. He felt that his position as King Of The Jungle needed to be acknowledged by the other animals. After all, it had been some time since he had last enforced […]
Well Michael Jackson has departed this life at the tender age of 50, and I am sure his music will live on with his fans for many years to come, but so too will all the bizarre elements of his life, including his many plastic surgeries, change of color from […]
The Trunk Monkey is the most useful tool you could ever buy for your car. Just watch the video and you will be astounded at the uses you can find for it. The Trunk Monkey is hilarious. I think everyone ought to have one.
Do you think that your butt is too big? Too small? Oddly shaped? So many people, women especially, would change their butt more than anything else in the world. Go on – admit it – you would change yours in a heartbeat if you could – you know you would. […]