A banker tells his client that a one million dollar investment will turn into a ton of money! So the the client asks the banker, “How much is a ton of money?” The banker responds, “About two thousand dollars!”
Jokes tagged as: money
5 posts
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them, despite havng reached his early twenties. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so they decided to do a small test. They took a ten-dollar bill, a […]
A young boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered the money his parents gave him. “Hmmmm,” he wonders, “How am I going to get more money to help me to get through the rest of the semester?” Suddenly, a lighbulb goes […]
This is kind of cool, Easter themed bank notes (not real one of course).
Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having many a gin and tonic along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again recently after a particularly difficult day. I said
“Jesus, why do I work so hard?”
