We found so many funny naughty Christmas pictures this year, we thought we ought to create a special post and keep them together, just in case we upset anyone with some adult themes, bad language or religious blasphemy. If any of these are likely to offend you, just click on […]
The Best Funny Mistress Jokes
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Who doesn’t love a good mistress joke? We love mistress jokes and I’m guessing the reason you are here is not just pure chance, right?
So what is a mistress? It could be a married man’s lover, his bit on the side, or it could be a woman who offers her services to men who like to be dominated.
Yes we have a bit of everything here on The Laughline and just like any good lover “we aim to please!” Sorry that was really corny, so I will quit while I am ahead and let you get on with the jokes. Enjoy.
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When it comes to William Shakespeare and women, he was well known for being a womaniser and having mistresses, but it wasn’t always so. In Shakespeare’s younger days, he was a rather nerdy teenager, didn’t really have a fancying for girls and truth be known, secretly admired several other boys […]
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