A U.S. Navy ship pulled into port in Mississippi for a week’s liberty. The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from the wife of a wealthy plantation owner: “Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda’s, coming of age party. I […]
The Best Funny mississippi
Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: “Yes, ma’am.” “Yes, sir.” “Why, no, Billy!” Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : “Y’all come back!” “Well, bless your heart.” “Drop by when you can.” “How’s […]