The Best Funny Miracle Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/miracle-photo-frame-364681/It’s a miracle! Yes a miracle indeed, someone came up with a list of miracle jokes and here they are. We hope you enjoy this collection of miracle jokes and if you do, please do let people know that this collection exists.


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Underwear

One morning, a husband took a pair of his underwear out of the dresser drawer. “What the heck!” he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he […]

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Crippled Man

One Sunday morning, before the church service began, a crippled man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, sprinkled some on both legs […]

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The Miracle Cat Food Diet

Have you tried lots of diets without success? Well, have you heard of the Miracle Cat Food Diet? Seriously, this could be the right diet for you! Most diets fail […]

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Holy Water

One morning a man walked into the Catholic church using a pair of crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, splashed some of the water on each leg […]

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Alternate Shot Tournament

A husband reluctantly agreed to play with his wife in the couples Alternate Shot Tournament at his local country club. He teed off on the first hole, which was a […]

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Holy Water

If you like Irish Jokes and Catholic Jokes, here’s a good Holy Water joke for you. So Paddy was walking through the customs area at the airport, carrying a large […]

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The Lost Bible

A highly religious cowboy was out mending fences out on the range, when somehow he lost his favorite Bible. He was distraut, but imagine his surprise when three weeks later, […]

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Paddy Was Found Dead

One fine summer day, old Paddy was found dead in his back yard by a couple of his drinking buddies. As the weather was a bit on the warm side, […]

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Hoover!

One day, Father Murphy was out playing golf with one of his parishioners. On the first hole, when he hit the ball, he sliced it into the rough. His opponent […]

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Two Irishmen Adrift

Two Irishmen, Patrick and Michael, had been shipwrecked after their ship caught fire and sank and now they were adrift on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean, following […]

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The Pastor And The Bear

The pastor and the bear is a story that echoes from northern Maine about a pastor who decided to skip his church services one Sunday because he wanted to go […]

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The Faith Healer

A famous faith healer was coming to Ireland and the news had spread like wildfire round Dublin as he was booked to perform there for an evening. It was announced […]