One morning, a husband took a pair of his underwear out of the dresser drawer. “What the heck!” he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out. “Heather”, he called into the bathroom, “why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?” She quickly […]
The Best Funny Miracle Jokes
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It’s a miracle! Yes a miracle indeed, someone came up with a list of miracle jokes and here they are. We hope you enjoy this collection of miracle jokes and if you do, please do let people know that this collection exists.
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One Sunday morning, before the church service began, a crippled man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, sprinkled some on both legs and then threw away his crutches. An altar boy witnessed the scene and then ran into the rectory to tell […]
Have you tried lots of diets without success? Well, have you heard of the Miracle Cat Food Diet? Seriously, this could be the right diet for you! Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those of us who have never had any success dieting, […]
One morning a man walked into the Catholic church using a pair of crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, splashed some of the water on each leg and then threw away his crutches. An altar boy witnessed the scene and then ran into the rectory to tell […]
A husband reluctantly agreed to play with his wife in the couples Alternate Shot Tournament at his local country club. He teed off on the first hole, which was a par four and hit a tremendous shot. The ball flew 300 yards straight down the middle of the fairway. He […]
If you like Irish Jokes and Catholic Jokes, here’s a good Holy Water joke for you. So Paddy was walking through the customs area at the airport, carrying a large bottle. “What have you there?” said a suspicious customs officer. “T’is Lourdes holy water. I am bringing it home with […]
A highly religious cowboy was out mending fences out on the range, when somehow he lost his favorite Bible. He was distraut, but imagine his surprise when three weeks later, a cow walked up carrying the lost Bible in it’s mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes! His prize posession, […]
One fine summer day, old Paddy was found dead in his back yard by a couple of his drinking buddies. As the weather was a bit on the warm side, the wake was held only two days after his death, so his mortal remains wouldn’t take a bad turn, if […]
One day, Father Murphy was out playing golf with one of his parishioners. On the first hole, when he hit the ball, he sliced it into the rough. His opponent heard him mutter “Hoover!” under his breath. On the second hole, Father Murphy’s ball went straight into a water hazard. […]
Two Irishmen, Patrick and Michael, had been shipwrecked after their ship caught fire and sank and now they were adrift on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean, following a dramatic escape from the burning vessel. While rummaging through the lifeboat’s provisions to see what he could find, Patrick […]
The pastor and the bear is a story that echoes from northern Maine about a pastor who decided to skip his church services one Sunday because he wanted to go bear hunting up in the mountains. So off he drove that Sunday morning in his 4×4 wagon, until he came […]
A famous faith healer was coming to Ireland and the news had spread like wildfire round Dublin as he was booked to perform there for an evening. It was announced that at the Point Theatre on Saturday there would be a very special event. It would be the only appearance […]