On one of his pastoral visits, a minister noticed that there were eleven holes in a door and inquired what they were for. “We have eleven cats, the eleven holes are for them to go out through”, the man of the house explained to the minister. “But why do you […]
The Best Funny Minister Jokes
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A five year old boy was spending the day with his Grandmother and was playing with his toys in her bedroom while his Grandmother was dusting. He looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa has gone to heaven?” His Grandmother replied, “Oh […]
Ah the things that young children say and the questions that they ask. You can’t help but laugh, but at the same time it makes you so proud to be a parent doesn’t it. Read on for a selection of questions that young children have asked. These are so sweet […]
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon, telling the congregation at the church service in no uncertain terms all about the demon drink. With great emphasis, he called out to them, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river”. There […]
During the Sunday Service in the church and right in the middle of his sermon, the visiting Minister suddenly stopped talking and called one of the ushers over to the pulpit. He pointed across to a man in the 4th row who had quite obviously nodded off, much to the […]
A religious man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is allowed, or if it is deemed to be a sin. The answer, he feels, hinges on whether sex is considered work or play. He is determined to find out, and decides to ask a priest for his opinion on […]
“How did the wedding go?” asked the minister’s wife, after he returned home after performing a wedding ceremony in the chapel. The minister replied, “It went just fine, that is until I got to the part where I asked the bride if she would obey her husband, and she said, […]
A minister parked his car in a No Parking Zone in the city, because he was short of time and couldn’t find a parking space with a meter. He put a note under the windshield wiper that read: “I have circled the block 10 times. If I don’t park here, […]
Have you ever stopped to wonder what the topic of conversation might be if a group of clergymen from different religions discussed their religions over a game of golf. Well, it just so happens that a priest, a minister and rabbi got together every Wednesday to play a round of […]
A man was walking in front of me as I was coming out of church on Good Friday. The minister, who was standing at the door as always to shake hands with the parishioners, grabbed the man by the hand and pulled him aside. The minister, always keen to add […]
One day, Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. “Reverend,” she said, “I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It’s very embarrassing. What should I do?” “I have an idea,” said the minister. “Take this hatpin with you. […]
A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building.