On one of his pastoral visits, a minister noticed that there were eleven holes in a door and inquired what they were for. “We have eleven cats, the eleven holes […]
The Best Funny Minister Jokes
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A five year old boy was spending the day with his Grandmother and was playing with his toys in her bedroom while his Grandmother was dusting. He looked up and […]
Ah the things that young children say and the questions that they ask. You can’t help but laugh, but at the same time it makes you so proud to be […]
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon, telling the congregation at the church service in no uncertain terms all about the demon drink. With great emphasis, he called out to […]
During the Sunday Service in the church and right in the middle of his sermon, the visiting Minister suddenly stopped talking and called one of the ushers over to the […]
A religious man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is allowed, or if it is deemed to be a sin. The answer, he feels, hinges on whether sex is […]
“How did the wedding go?” asked the minister’s wife, after he returned home after performing a wedding ceremony in the chapel. The minister replied, “It went just fine, that is […]
A minister parked his car in a No Parking Zone in the city, because he was short of time and couldn’t find a parking space with a meter. He put […]
Have you ever stopped to wonder what the topic of conversation might be if a group of clergymen from different religions discussed their religions over a game of golf. Well, […]
A man was walking in front of me as I was coming out of church on Good Friday. The minister, who was standing at the door as always to shake […]
One day, Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. “Reverend,” she said, “I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your […]
A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building.