A minister is supposed to help his congregation stay on the straight and narrow path, but our collection of minister jokes seems to suggest that this isn’t always the case. We hope you enjoy this selection of minister jokes.
A religious man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is allowed, or if it is deemed to be a sin. The answer, he feels, hinges on whether sex is considered work or play. He is determined to find out, and decides to ask a priest for his opinion on […]
“How did the wedding go?” asked the minister’s wife, after he returned home after performing a wedding ceremony in the chapel. The minister replied, “It went just fine, that is until I got to the part where I asked the bride if she would obey her husband, and she said, […]
A minister parked his car in a No Parking Zone in the city, because he was short of time and couldn’t find a parking space with a meter. He put a note under the windshield wiper that read: “I have circled the block 10 times. If I don’t park here, […]
Have you ever stopped to wonder what the topic of conversation might be if a group of clergymen from different religions discussed their religions over a game of golf. Well, a priest, a minister and rabbi got together every Wednesday to play a round of golf, and as usual by […]
A man was in front of me coming out of church on Good Friday. The minister, who was standing at the door as always to shake hands with the parishioners, grabbed the man by the hand and pulled him aside. The minister said to him, “You need to join the […]
A minister dies, and he is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates to be admitted to Heaven. He has been there rather a long time, as there was rather a long queue of people waiting to get in, and he was becoming rather impatient. Ahead of him is this […]