The Best Funny Millionaire Jokes

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There is always something about a millionaire and you know there has to be a joke there somewhere.

Did they become a millionaire through inheritence, by winning the lottery, by being a criminal possibly?

Either way, here is our selection of millionaire jokes for you to enjoy. If you do, please share, follow us and look us up on Facebook or Twitter, we are there as well.

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To Win The Lottery

I would love to win the lottery, wouldn’t you? Can you imagine checking your lottery ticket to find that you were a millionaire? I have often wondered what I would […]

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Write An Essay

“Take a pencil and paper”, the teacher said to her class. “Now everyone, write an essay with the title “If I Were a Millionaire”. Everyone in the class began to […]

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The Art Collector

One day, a wealthy art collector who was worth millions had an unexpected visit from his laywer. The lawyer said to him: “I have some good news for you, but […]

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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

Michael from Dublin passed the auditions and appeared on Irish television in the game show “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire”. He was doing amazingly well and towards the end […]

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New York Lottery Winner

A man from New York won the lottery big time, overnight he became a millionaire many times over. He had always loved the old Western movies, and had always dreamed […]

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Scottish Lottery Winner

A Scotsman was convinced by a friend that he ought to buy a couple of lottery tickets, and so reluctantly he parted with the money. Well what do you know, the Scotsman wins the Jackpot and becomes a millionaire.

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Email Address

To have an email address or not to have an email address, that is the question. An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three […]