I would love to win the lottery, wouldn’t you? Can you imagine checking your lottery ticket to find that you were a millionaire? I have often wondered what I would do with my life if I could win the lottery big time. Actually I have pondered this quite often especially […]
The Best Funny Millionaire Jokes
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“Take a pencil and paper”, the teacher said to her class. “Now everyone, write an essay with the title “If I Were a Millionaire”. Everyone in the class began to write their essay, except for Little Johnny, who just leaned back in his chair and folded his arms. “What’s the […]
One day, a wealthy art collector who was worth millions had an unexpected visit from his laywer. The lawyer said to him: “I have some good news for you, but I also have some bad news”. The millionaire replied: “Well, Simon, I tell you what. I have had one heck […]
Michael from Dublin passed the auditions and appeared on Irish television in the game show “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire”. He was doing amazingly well and towards the end of the program he had already won €500,000. “You have done very well so far Michael”, said the show’s presenter, […]
A man from New York won the lottery big time, overnight he became a millionaire many times over. He had always loved the old Western movies, and had always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch, so he decided to buy himself the spread of his dreams and moved to […]
A Scotsman was convinced by a friend that he ought to buy a couple of lottery tickets, and so reluctantly he parted with the money. Well what do you know, the Scotsman wins the Jackpot and becomes a millionaire.
To have an email address or not to have an email address, that is the question. An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor’s job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test. The human resources […]