This is apparently a true story from the Microsoft Office Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitored by the customer care department. Like most “this is a true story” tales, if you believe this you will believe anything I guess, but it’s believable and funny and yes I have […]
The Best Funny Microsoft Jokes
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An oxymoron is a figure of speech that contain words that appear to contradict each other. It’s often referred to as a contradiction in terms. As with other rhetorical devices, oxymorons are used for a variety of purposes. Sometimes they’re used to create a little bit of drama for the […]
I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel. I can’t use the remote in a hotel room because I don’t know what the last person was […]