So Michael went to the phone box down the road and called the local newspaper office. “Is that the Galway Advertiser?” Michael asked. “Yes sir, it is to be sure”, […]
The Best Funny Michael Jokes
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Michael and Seamus were out walking in town and went into a bakery, where Michael snuck three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. Fortunately for Michael, the baker didn’t […]
Two Irish friends decided to go skydiving one day. So, they booked a jump at a local airfield, went up in the plane and both jumped out. Paddy hurtled through […]
As he was leaving the pub after having a few beers, Patrick spotted his friend Michael down on his hands and knees under the light looking for something on the […]
Michael met Paddy in the street and said to him, “Paddy my old friend, can I give you a bit of advice?” “Sure”, said Paddy, “what’s that bit of advice […]
Two Irishmen from Galway were looking at a mail order catalogue and admiring the pictures of the models. I think that’s something that all men have done, well usually in […]
God went missing for six days from the Kingdom of Heaven, creating as you might imagine a bit of a panic. All the Angels, Apostles and the company of Heaven […]
Did you hear the story about when Paddy broke his leg and his mate Michael went round to see him? He found Paddy sitting on the couch with his leg […]
Baggy shorts or Speedos? What’s your preference when going to the beach? Baggy shorts might be more comfortable, but those European men in their Speedos sure know how to pull […]
God, having finally completed the creation of Earth, put down his tools, sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds. “Look, Michael, look what I’ve […]
An old priest had come to visit a sick parishioner who lived in a lonely farmhouse in the west of Ireland. He arrived on a freezing cold, horribly wet day […]
Michael, Seamus and Paddy were out walking one day, when they came across a friendly Leprechaun, who kindly took them to the top of his rainbow where they sat for […]